Recente recensies door Flazam

real cool little experiance

This is based on a recent game of democracy 3, playing as modded Scotland, Its meant for entiertaiment only! :)

Sitting in his office politican Flazam recieves news,
Scotland has voted for Independence by 36% to 35% and you have been appointed leader.
Flazam was worried, such a close vote had led to a split in society and breaking away from the union had had strong impacts on GDP with are credit rating dropping faster than Skyrliexs new album.
During Flazams first year as prime minister, it was decided military spending should be cut, and this money is to be invested in to education and science to build the future generation, Flazam began to introduce new policy and cut old policy, Flazam was become very popular amoung the socialists in my electorate. Sitting in his office reading the news Flazam is suddenly shocked as his deputy Gabe Newell, blasts through the door, Gabe told Flazam, 2 things that a mediterian island had been invaded, I nodded sadly, he then informed me that because of this the steam sale would be cancelled, slowly lowering his class
"get out" Flazam screamed.
"no" Gabe replied forcefully,
"Fine" Flazam rebuked
Two security guards grab Gabe procuding to beat him up and through him out of the building "the cake is a lie" he screams as his body smacks the pavement.
Gabe was popular amound the captalists, and the patriots whom were sad about losing the island, but presumbly more sad that there would be no steam sale, set up a terroist group calling themselves the "battenburg group".
Flazam went to vist open a new airport, the day was going well and the sun was shining, suddenly bullet fill the air, Flazam is knocked down to the ground in a grenade explosian, Flazams loyal body guards return fire. The body guards fight of the gun men, as the gun men retreat, the guards capture one, pulling of his mask.
"Gabe Newell!" The guards shout.
Flazam pulls himself up from the ground wiping the blood of his lip.
"I would of got away with it, if it wasn't for you meddli..." Gaben sentence is cut short as Flazam deals a punch to his face, and Gaben is dragged away by the guards.
Now the election was looming and Flazam had learnt one thing recently, 3 is not a number and captalists can't be trusted. Flazam decided to increase police funding, and began to enforce more anti captalist legislation. The weeks progressed with more assisination attempts from captalists happening often the election was looming, and Flazam was polling well, his socialist utopia was progressing well, and the people adored him for his legalisation of prostition.
The Election day came and
an impressive 82% voted for Flazam.

11/10 would establish neo-marxism again

This game,
I got it on humble bundle for $1 or 0.70p, I can say without a doubt the best 0.70p ever spent.
Honestly go play this game its fantastic.

Really intruging concept, I will not spoil it, as I advise you go into this game blind.
It definitly worth playing, especially if you enjoyed games like the Stanley Parable
I will warn you however that, if your looking for a lot of gameplay, you've come to the wrong game, this is much more like a film than a game as the gameplay is mainly walking from A to B.
One critisim is that, It would be nice if the graphical setting were more flexiable.
All in All go play it

The Russian people under there wise ruler Flazam II, decide to found there first city, Moscow.
Moscow started as a small farming city. With little to no army but an expansive amount of fields and pastures. But soon enough we were running out of space. We decided to found 3 more cities all in the continet we resided in. After exploring the continent the Russians met two other Empire who lived nearby first was Asoka of India, and secondly was Saladin of Arabia. Asoka and Flazam became good allies, Russia would send some of are livestock from are farms and in return he would give us money. For 1000 years we remained a humble farming civilization. That was until the scholars in Moscow came to there great leader Flazam II with some reseach. Gun Powder, this new discovery allowed are civilization great new oppitunties, and so in 1245 AD Russias militisation began. Are Armies grew with the most advanced soilders in the planet. Grenidiers, Riflemen galore. We gained a reputation so great two nearby Arabian cities revolted to join are Empire. Quickly Russia became the greatest military might, but still we remained close Allies with are neibhour Asoka, a relationship that had stood the test of time. Saladin however attempt to convert my people to Taoism and was spreading vile rumours about are wise ally Asoka. After hearing this news Flazam II got his noble stead and rode to Mumbai to discuss the pesky Saladin. it seemed India too resented him, therefore Flazam II gave are knowledge of gun powder to Asoka, with this gift Flazam II made a proposition. The Russia-Indian alliance should combine on a common enemy of Saladin and to unify the continet under are great alliance. Therefore in 1348 war on Saladin was declared by both are nations. We quickly mobilised are troops on the eastern front storm 3 of Saladins cities adding them to are now vast empire. The war on the west was more vicious India was suffering some large casulties, therefore Flazam II sent some of the best fighters in are Empire from St Petersburg to aid in that front. With the help we pushed both fronts right back to the circumference of Saladins capital. In only 25 years Saladin was on his knees. India accept a treaty with Saladin. Flazam II was furious. India had left when we were so close. However Flazam II peristed the battle around Saladins capital was a bloody one. Lasting 40 years and draining the great Russian empire, slaves in St Petersburg were on strike and the War was begining to drag on. Therefore Flazam persuaded India to join the war once more in a final battle on the capital, and the famous Battle of 1 Turn occured. Saladin was destroyed and The Russia-India Alliance were victorious, but Flazam II still rembered how Asoka has betrayed him and the Alliance was on thin ice, Flazam II spent the next 300 years picking up the pieces of his problems in the Russian cities. The people demanded democracy and in the summer of 1789 Flazam II abdicated and was replaced by the New Russian president. Moscow was well known for its scientfic discoveries, and in 1867 we discovered Urianium and began the Manhattan project. Meanwhile over the past 200 years Asoka had entered a golden age with an empire far superior to ares. This competion began a Cold War with Russia the alliance broke down and times were tough. By the dawn of 20th centuary we had completed the Manhattan project and in 1920's the Cold War became increasingly serious. India mobilised troops round are borders and began sending spies. After India blockaded are Urianium farms the Cold War esclated and in 1935 the Russian president declared War on India, the next year we launched 3 nucleur bombs on Indias cities. India suffered but however they invaded are Urianium fields and launched a vicious offense. Russia was overwhelmed with a war on 5 fronts. And in 1977 we were on are knees all are cities were on the brink of revolution and Asoka had captured 1 of are cities. Russia pleaded with India and India agreed and the war ended albeit with a harsh treaty. India empire flourished as we attempt to pick up ares. In 2014 the Greek Empire was getting worryingly large. It was on a separate continet sharing there land with Mao Zedong. I negotiate with Mao. I asked him to declare war on the Greeks. I pretended to ally with Mao but really I only wanted Mao to invade Greece because I knew the Greeks growth would slow, I secretly however knew Mao would lose albeit it would take at least a hundred years. In 2050 the game ended with India its victors


10/10 would spend 30mins making review again

Nidhogg, At its best is an excellent designed tense fighting game. 8 player tournements can get incredibly tense especially when the game can be so interchangable between winning and losing. The game favors incredibly quick reactions and slight of hand movements, It can both be incredibly satisfying and infurating when you are best someone or are defeat yourself. When engaged in a tense match you will find yourself and anyone watching on the edge of there seat. The game excells and wants to be played as a split screen co-op game. However thats where the problem of the game comes. If you don't have someone to play with. You will grow tiried of it incredivly quickly. Other than the excellent local co-op the game can't really boast anything enticing, the single player is very lackluster and only warrants 1 or 2 plays. I have been unable to access the multiplayer due to what I assume is poor netcode. I got the game on sale, but it asks a hefty £10.99 for a normal purchase. I must say that as good as Nidhogg is it shouldn't warrant such a high price, Even though the local co-op is good there are only 4 maps so it isn't a game you will invest hours and hours into. As it stands this is a get on sale game. If it drops below £3 its a no brainer get it. But anything more I can't recommend that its worth it. If the game gets a workshop, better net code and single player then it would be worth the £10.99 but for now I don't recommend it. However I will give this game a thumbs up. I feel it deserves one as it is a good game. I recommend the game but just not for whats asked

Game Corp DX is a really fun addictive game. The game centers around building a video game company, you can expand your company, make games, make/lose money. There are Game Awards each year and you fight with Rival Companies to make the best game and attempt to get the Game of the Year Award. To best show the Game I will show my first experiance with It.
Game Company: EA
We started as a small company with a cast of about 6 people including Gabe Newell. We made some small games such as Sitar Hero and each time we would make a bit of profit, nothing amazing. Slowly we built are way up and with the release of are hit game Calf Life we were able to invest into a new factory location of vancover. We planed a slew of sequels for are titles and we became arrogant making 10 games a year. That year we won alot of awards! It also featured some of are best releases Calf Life 2 was a hit!. The next year we had 19 workers and attempted are biggest project yet, Calf Life 3. It took almost a year to make, but it finally came out and the reviews raved about it, VGN gaves us 4 star!
We employed more and more, trained more and more. But little did we relise are workers were costing us more than are games were making. We went for one last push with Calf Life 4, we invested alot of money into it. It was a flop making less money then we expected. That years Game Awards we won very little. The company morale was low and not even a new water cooler was going to save us now. We releases some more micro games including Sitar 3, but all of them made little profit. By 2018 EA had sunken into huge debt. We found out the reason for are money loss was that most of are workers weren't doing anything, so we fired alot of them, we lost more and more, going further into dept, losing more and more workers, Until we had to fire Gabe Newell. We had one worker left, And almost 100,000 debt. On June 2019 EA filled Bankruptcy with are final game
"Poo: Pls buy this sh*t"

I feel this story demonstrates what happens in this game! Its good fun! and very very addictive!.
I am going to start a second company soon! hopefully we can get a game of the year
anyway go buy this game is $3 which is a steal!
Go buy it you will have fun!

Pid

Pid (Planet in Distress) is a platforming/puzzle game made by Might and Delight. I was lucky enough to get it from a Twitter Giveaway. I feel not enough people have played this truly amazing game, It features a unique art style with kooky looking characters and world, The only game I feel it bares resembles to is Little Big Planet for the PS3, PSVITA. It has great level mechanics, with the inclusion of a tool which allows you to place beams which will lift you up (similar to Light Bridges from Portal 2), this makes for most the puzzles in the game, to aid the player on his journey he can get items using Stars he collects, Items Include things like Armour, Bombs etc.
But also along the way there are hidden items, called memories which are souverniers, from playing the game, they seem to be very well hidden as I haven't even found one yet!.
One thing I really love about this game is the soundtrack it is amazing! really sets the mood, from the slow jazz at the beginning of the game to the catchy melodies later on. A concept I find really intresting in this game is there are sort of stealth elements to it, some enemies will if they detect you cause you to die, this makes more stratergy as to when to time movements, which leads me on to my next point, Pid is Hard, the puzzles aren't to hard but some of the platforming bits require movements which are done in a window of only seconds.
Once you have finished the story the game also has some other content, such as CO-OP, Challenge Maps and the Leaderboards to see how fast you can finish the game.

The only problem I have with the game, is at times it can feel a little repetive, I feel should there be a sequel, maybe adding more power ups or something would spice it up.
So In conclusion even though I was given this game I would happily pay for it, and I recommend you do as Might and Delight are making some excellent indie games.
Go Buy It!

Portal 2:
I got Portal having already played it on the ps3 I had really enjoyed it but I felt tiried of the formulae, like a salad dish with not enough herbal spice feeling dry in the mouth.
But then seeing the popularity of the mod Portal Stories Mel I thought I may download my free copy for PC, So I pondered to myself oh I will play 5mins of the story then get mods,
9hrs Later, 9 packs of Doritios, 9 cans of Mountain Dew, I have finished the game
At its best you feel like a genius!
Isaac Newton may have discovered Gravity
but did he beat chamber 16
No, you say?
yeah dang son!
Portal was able to shoot a portal out of my screen and right into my heart! , It features I loveable cast of characters Wheatly, Glados and the loveably cheeky Chell, one can obivously see they take direct insperation from Gaben himself as he has all those features,
Hopefully we get a Portal 3 maybe this time it should make so you have to pay for every chamber £1.99 It needs to be more pay to win as I love those games!
Nah just kiddin, good job valve
maybe more Cake DLC in portal 3

Day of Defeat Source
This game is utterly amazing!, But not enough people play it! I really urge you to stop what your doing and buy it right now! here are some reasons!
The game is in a really intresting setting! having a valve multiplayer shooter in world war 2 is really cool! as it just have this really realistic tone you can't find in some of the other games, at all times I really felt as if we were fighting a team and I was just a pawn on a larger board, and that really leads me into my next point there is no other game that really has the same level of team work so here's an example if you all go different ways as random classes you will lose the other team will shatter though your defenses, however if one person on your team goes on mic and organises it you can have snipers on a roof covering one point of contest and then you could have gunners ready to jump in one the machine gunner is in postion, one example is I was playing on the snowy map Colmar and we had hit a stalemate every advance my team made was rebuked by the Germans we kept going, and they attacked vice versa it was stuck around the middle point this happened for about 45mins of intense gameplay if anything went wrong there attack would succeed then suddenly we went is at team and flooded there defences we all died save two of us and those two single handly planted the bomb and won the game.
And from another perspective it really shows this game is old so the people still playing are dedicted fans so every match is full of pros but kind pros not the sort who kick you if your new (cough,cough counterstrike I am looking at you cough cough) Its a great community fan made maps are amazing especially strand! which is fighting up a beach,
the classes in this game are very well made each to suite a different playstile there is the in your face assualt gunner who is always on the front line or the slightly more reserved sniper or even the heavy weapons Machine Gunner vital for holding an area!
Also the atmosphere is amazing each of the maps feels like are in a war and your survival is key to success each map whether its the bombarding of shells and explosians or the brilliantly designed maps unlike any game every round feels intense and atmosperhic, But this game is great cause its not WORLD WAR 2 counterstrike, counter strike is fast and requires quick descions and reactions, this game is very slow in a good way meaning a match could be broken into phases or attack, defense and much more.
This game has also aged well with slighly better Graphics than CSSOURCE and for me at least on my laptop I can see frame rates 80-100+ which makes it so smooth! and I am sure those with gaming pc there will see 300+

I could go on for ever Its an amazing game honestly so good!!
and if we can get support maybe we may get A "Day of Defeat GO"
the mechanics are there with a update into Source 2 I can see this being one of the biggest multiplayer shooters If your reading this Valve you know what to do!
Go Buy this game everyone!