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hi im doofensmirtz 23 Mar, 2024 @ 9:23am 
Almost 1 year since i wrote something, interesting,dont know why. Lets see whats changed since. Is he alive? Yes he is. Is still sitting on the bench? Yes he is. IS HE STILL A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ VI****? I would love to say that is a NO, but unfortunately it s a YES. (guys i give up, i dont know what to do anymore, i tried everything but this dude just cand handle the situation). Now he has Covidescu, drinking vitamins to boost his imune system. What a time to be alive. Wish you a speedy recovery
hi im doofensmirtz 9 May, 2023 @ 3:41am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ man, long time since i wrote something on this profile. You see my friend, remember when i said that others are making more money than us? Like por.n.st.ars, waiters, onlyfans and so on. I said that we need to change something, we dont want to go to 9-16:00 jobs for all of our lives, to be depressed 24/24 and to drool at others. And oh man we started the process. We had a private discussion with a really important human, who has a lot of businesses, and we sold our knife for a lot of money( we nearly made a trade where we could change our knife with a more expensive one). And that is not all. Because we are in a process, we started with 50 lei. And guess what: with hours and hours of thinking, much calculations and with a critical thinking, we made 300. And there is more. In 1 week time we will see if 50 lei can produce 825.
#futuremillionairs #entrepreneur #howonearthishestillavi............
hi im doofensmirtz 1 Apr, 2023 @ 3:37am 
Today is a sad day.. not only for me but for the entire world. My brother called me and guess what he wanted to say, that he became a man. I was so pumped, i screamed "Poli ale ale", my neighbor heard me, i danced, i was so happy for this p*r*i.ck. But then he told me that it was a joke. I didnt believe it at first, but then i realised that he was serious. From hapiness to sadness, from dancing to drowsiness. Man, you got me really bad. Now im sad, feel like my day is over, my girl is so confussed about me , thinks that i pissed her off. Conclusion: Your boy was very happy and proud of you for a sec. Dear steam comunity, he stated that he doesnt want to become a man till the age of 30. Lets pray and encourage him. Life is flowing, you dont have time to waste!!!!!!!
With love, your camarade!
#godblessyou #dontwastetime #programmerforlife(9-17:00)
ChumLee 24 Dec, 2022 @ 7:44am 
Such a brother for me, merry christmas bro!
hi im doofensmirtz 24 Dec, 2022 @ 3:24am 
Ho Ho Ho... Santa Claus here!
You see, i just spoke with Doofensmirtz and he told me that you were pretty wise this year, without major events ( like taking prohibited substances, smoking cioata, bang girls and so on). So because of that, i have a gift for you. It is a REDLINE AK47, Field-Tested. Because of the rules, you have to wait couple days till the gift will come to you, from North-Pole.
Your friend Doofensmirtz insisted to write this letter for you. So here we are Chumlee. I wish you a very happy Christmas!
With love, Santa Claus!
hi im doofensmirtz 11 Nov, 2022 @ 9:26am 
Oh boy..time really flies isnt it? Its almost 2023 man.. Some still have to take some exams, finish a college ,find a girlfriend, searching for a job, or some people are just someri. You see my friend, last year i made a powerpoint where i presented to my best friends summary of the year (2022 back then). You see my little brother, among all the prizes, one is and will remain the most important. A prize where all the people in the world face it at some point. An award that everyone passed with flying colours in my group of friends except for one, my lovely friend and brother at the same time. You know the prize, we dont have to tell the people. I remember that in the presentation i said that: we hope that everybody will pass by the end of the 2023.. But it s okay, there are still a few days until the end of the year.
#youcandoit #alphamale #destroythat..
hi im doofensmirtz 8 Nov, 2022 @ 5:11am 
great player!
hi im doofensmirtz 1 Nov, 2022 @ 10:24am 
Goes at internet cafe to play some cs go matches... he said he played like kennyS. I said ok, i will come too. I trusted him because i know that he is a pro player. So, we played the first game... guess what... i played like a legend, first place. DOOF THE CAPTAIN IS BACK. I will teach you if you want how to play, mr 2.5k hours
hi im doofensmirtz 6 Oct, 2022 @ 2:43am 
This life... now you have a job,the next day your manager decides to kick your ass out of the company. Maybe because you spent to much time in cs?
My friend, only 2 days till the day of your life. It s been tough, 3 months that nobody want to experience, an adventure which is going to end. The depression, all the crying, anxiety and bad vibes in general, sex moments(?), will disapare just like our asiimov, but for a much better life.
At the end i just wanna say that it was a pleasure, an honor spending this summer with you, with ups and downs.
Now enjoy the next period, you deserve it.
BTW: ♥♥♥♥ front end man, lets make some real money and start a business
Best regards, your brother!
hi im doofensmirtz 9 Aug, 2022 @ 1:16am 
My man has 2,5k hours in this game, 1k+more than me. And guess what, IM THE CAPTAIN, I CARRY HIM ALL THE TIME, I GIVE IMPORTANT INFO WHILE HE STAYS ON INSTA TO TALK WITH HIS ***** . He is washed up man, im the top G. Sorry Chumlee but you are no longer good at his game. Now you can call me: DOOF THE CAPTAIN
hi im doofensmirtz 7 May, 2022 @ 12:35am 
You see... we live in a society where adult movies, onlyfans and drug dealers are the most popular. They make more money in one single week than we will make in 2 years if we go for fRoNt EnD dEvEloPeR. So here is the deal, do you want to go for all your life with a 8-17 job? Only in the front of a computer, tired, stressed, bored, no free time and searching on google how to make a paragraph on HTML? If yes, i am so sorry for you man. We need to think of a ideea to make millions my friend. Enjoy life at maximum and every second of it. Its sad but true. These ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who make 2 adult movies are more happier then us man. They live real good after.
Best regards, your brother
Jah'rakal 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:21pm 
IA DIN RAFT CUMETRE!
hi im doofensmirtz 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:54am 
First of all, a virgin in 2022. Secondly, 2.5k hours on cs go( this can confirm the fact that he is a freaking virgin). In the end, i just wanna say that no matter what happens,you will be my brother.
BTW: He is pro-putin, pro wars, pro nazism and communism. He likes adult movies aswell
hi im doofensmirtz 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:37am 
u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cu n t. has a gf but still a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ virgin. ♥♥♥♥ you u little ♥♥♥♥♥. and he is a racist too. he doesnt even know what 1+1 is. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drug dealer
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hi im doofensmirtz 6 Mar, 2021 @ 6:37am 
dude, we 21 years old and we are at internet cafe. We 21 and this ♥♥♥♥ is still virgin(jeez men)
hi im doofensmirtz 12 Oct, 2020 @ 7:34am 
He is an okay guy but.... in every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ friday he is calling bithes (coarde) just to ♥♥♥♥ with him.. that s sad you know, not being able to get a girlfriend. But yeah, he used to be good at cs too but now... coarde after coarde and cui after cui. Dont trust this guy.
hi im doofensmirtz 10 Jul, 2020 @ 8:37am 
he has carnet and car now , he is somebody. But he scratched the car in the first 72 hours :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Now he is smoking cui, ♥♥♥♥♥ coarde.
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Saske Negro 2 Nov, 2019 @ 5:58am 
Aveti grija, ii place prin batista
TeeFe 6 Aug, 2019 @ 8:06am 
y no play w/ me?
hi im doofensmirtz 9 Jun, 2019 @ 6:55am 
21 days till bacalaushit and he s playing cs
hi im doofensmirtz 9 Jun, 2019 @ 6:55am 
TeeFe get the ♥♥♥♥ out from this profile, wrong one. he has no friends
TeeFe 3 May, 2019 @ 5:26am 
Hey... we haven't talked in forever...We use to be best friends I just, I just, I guess I just don't know what happened to us... I don't know what happened at that Jake Paul concert but ever since then you've been shady... You didn't even RSVP for my Fedora party but then you just show up... its not cool i need an RSVP because thats how i determine how many pigs in a blanket i make... anyway if you find the time I'd like to talk... if its something i did we need to talk about it... anyway i hope you see this Ponyman, you really are my best friend and life without you would be horrible. If you want i have an extra ticket to FillyCon and I think you should come we can sort this out... thank you
xoxo
youre best(?) friend
TeeFe
Andik 29 Mar, 2019 @ 7:01am 
hahhah, comment so that you will not lose my profile , miss to :TheShark:
hi im doofensmirtz 28 Jan, 2019 @ 8:59am 
hope you know that im joking
hi im doofensmirtz 28 Jan, 2019 @ 8:56am 
at inceput de semestru he said : ba, sa fiu corigent la mate e cel mai de cacat lucru, but guess what : it really happend :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
hi im doofensmirtz 28 Jan, 2019 @ 8:52am 
Dont be sad man. remember we have only 1 life, dont be sad beacuse you are corigent la mate, just follow your dreams and everything will be fine. trust me. , VIRGIN-CHECKED , BEARD-CHECKED , and now the trio is completed with CORIGENT LA MATE-CHECKED
TeeFe 26 Jan, 2019 @ 2:51am 
send bobs and vagene
hi im doofensmirtz 14 Jan, 2019 @ 10:59am 
and then he said : MARE ADUNARE LA MINE ACASA PROFESSIONAL POKER WITH MONEY :)))))))))))))))))))))) MARE GANG GEN GANG BILZERIAN DUPA 1 LUNA IN VASLUI but then he said again : AM LUAT 3 IN TEZA LA MATE :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
hi im doofensmirtz 31 Dec, 2018 @ 4:10am 
2k hours in cs go holly ♥♥♥♥. still silver 2.5. He used to be le. Now he has Raluca, he is somebody
Chill :j 25 Mar, 2018 @ 1:15pm 
+rep cool sprayer
hi im doofensmirtz 20 Aug, 2017 @ 11:58am 
HE S SUPARAT CA I AM ZIS CA VIN PE 20 VIN LA EL SI N AM MAI VENIT. AM MERS LA CUMATRIE ALL DAY CU PAULA CA AI VZT PE SNAP SI AJUSNAI TARIZU SI OBOSIT SI N AM MAI VENIT. SOORY SEE YOU IN 4 MONTHS YOU PRICK
hi im doofensmirtz 19 Aug, 2017 @ 9:01am 
Abis ieri glumeam cu my girl. Gen noi hai ca ne intoarcem si voi puteti sa va pupati. NOI GLUMEAM DAR EL CHIAR VOIA PHAHAHHAH :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) SI DUPA S A SI RUSINAT DRACU
hi im doofensmirtz 17 Aug, 2017 @ 11:36am 
deci in ultimu timp ti le da popa :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
hi im doofensmirtz 10 Aug, 2017 @ 11:44am 
and then he said : si cica sunt pe antibiotice abis el mare om care bea sa se dea el mare la fete ca bea ursus mor cringe hahaha :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
hi im doofensmirtz 23 Jul, 2017 @ 6:34am 
De 5 ani suntem prieteni
TeeFe 20 Jul, 2017 @ 11:28pm 
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ╯╲___♥♥♥♥♥ Don't mind me just taking pewdiepie for a walk
hi im doofensmirtz 20 Jul, 2017 @ 5:19am 
HE S WITH KIDS AND HE S PLAYING COMPET? PUTIN WTF? PEDO
Andik 19 Jul, 2017 @ 12:11pm 
not a good friend, rly toxic
hi im doofensmirtz 19 Jul, 2017 @ 12:07pm 
De la o vreme dragos a devenit o fetita care se supara din orice
and then he said: ba sunt la loosen ♥♥♥♥ ma distrez beau
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hi im doofensmirtz 16 Jul, 2017 @ 12:37pm 
and then he said : BA FACEIT :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
TeeFe 20 Jun, 2017 @ 2:28am 
he no like me. he very ♥♥♥♥
hi im doofensmirtz 24 Apr, 2017 @ 11:07am 
he is from galeria iasi pls forta poli ale ale
hi im doofensmirtz 15 Apr, 2017 @ 1:34am 
very ♥♥♥♥ at biliard
Epen 31 Dec, 2016 @ 4:36pm 
Happy feast of winter veil ma romanian ent
hi im doofensmirtz 25 Dec, 2016 @ 3:42am 
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hi im doofensmirtz 16 Dec, 2016 @ 8:18am 
sa mi o sugea?
Epen 23 Nov, 2016 @ 12:06pm 
im glad to see u :heart: