Recent reviews by Fireclawiswoot

Ok, so I literally just bought this game. I'm still in the introductory part as we speak. But I gotta say, I, so far, am impressed.

The voice acting pleasantly surprised me, even your character has a voice. The characters look great, the movement is great, the world looks amazing so far.

I kinda wish the character creation was a bit more detailed, but eh.

Also, from what I've heard, the creator of the game has basically bent the knee to the weird, angry hipsters and like, come on man, don't let them win.

CATS!!!

Not a furry, but the humanoid creatures are kinda hot.


....Oh ♥♥♥♥, does that make me a Furry? D=

Rockstars customer service and server stability is absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, seeing as their online server was just down for two days straight with absolutely no real explanation other than "maintenance", the game regularly gets "errors" and times itself out.

That being said, I have to play the game on the lowest settings and it's still absolutely gorgeous. The world is immersive and big, the music is amazing.

10/10 game, would game again.

As someone who grew up raising dogs, I can confirm that this is exactly how it happens. You feed the puppies weird garbage, they pupate for an indeterminate number of seconds, then they hatch even weirder than before. Then once they grow up, they lay eggs and the whole freakish cycle starts all over again. Exactly as nature intended.

Married a woman who was a lesbian, had 9 kids, my oldest son and youngest daughter started boning, then my wife had another mans child and promptly died. My lineage ran rampant with incest babies because my family wouldn't stop screwing each other. Great game 10/10 would incest again.

Wolves uwu

Horses! ಠ益ಠ

The only thing I wish the desktop version had was the coat colors labeled and that the genetics were a little less unpredictable. Bred two horses with no black at all in their pedigree and got a black foal, so, win for the black foal but a - for the other stuff.

Nice, calm little game about making fish tanks. I use the game to create aquariums I've always wanted but can't afford so that I have something else to sob alone in bed about.

Ark