hey, want to make $500,000 bucks?

hey, want to make a million bucks?

yo dude, send me a friend request, lets play together

I step onto the stage. A hush falls over the crowd, and hundreds of thousands of faces peer eagerly out of the darkness. They are awaiting my fabled humour, the likes of which humanity has waited aeons to witness. I take a deep breath and approach the microphone. The stadium gives an ear-shattering rustle as everyone leans forward expectantly. Eyeing the crowd, I slowly lean into the mic and utter:

"small ♥♥♥♥"

The crowd erupts. Howls of laughter reverberate throughout the stadium, shaking the foundations of the bleachers. People fall to the ground, kicking their chairs away and clutching their stomachs in hysterics. This only lasts for a few moments, though; most of the audience was still processing the joke at this point. As the full humour of the statement dawns on them, the joke's true impact is realised. Hundreds of thousands of people collapse helplessly around the stadium, screaming with laughter as their faces turn purple.

yo dude, send me a friend request, lets play together

I step onto the stage. A hush falls over the crowd, and hundreds of thousands of faces peer eagerly out of the darkness. They are awaiting my fabled humour, the likes of which humanity has waited aeons to witness. I take a deep breath and approach the microphone. The stadium gives an ear-shattering rustle as everyone leans forward expectantly. Eyeing the crowd, I slowly lean into the mic and utter:

"my penis"

The crowd erupts. Howls of laughter reverberate throughout the stadium, shaking the foundations of the bleachers. People fall to the ground, kicking their chairs away and clutching their stomachs in hysterics. This only lasts for a few moments, though; most of the audience was still processing the joke at this point. As the full humour of the statement dawns on them, the joke's true impact is realised. Hundreds of thousands of people collapse helplessly around the stadium, screaming with laughter as their faces turn purple.