YOU AIM SO GOOD I CRY


STAY CANE, DIO CALM


GG EZ TUTORIAL


Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story


Summary:

Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.

Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).

Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.

Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead


you now me on smoke nice


I’m telling you, PompelmoTell is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids“ then he bhopped out the door


I met Sir Arancillotto in Verona during the Lockdown. He came out of a bush and joined me and my friends on our walk to mcdonalds. Whilst we were walking to the mcd he was bragging about how he taught Melanzana Jones everything he knew. Got a picture with him where he made fun of my fnatic jersey. At mcdonalds he took like 10 packs of ketchup. Nice guy. He was pretty drunk.


Al Cacone is good player, fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.


is it me or is Pompelmo Tell a bit of a boring player
like u see it at the end of the game "oh wow Pompelmo has 32 kills" but u can never remember them.
can u remember a single Pompelmo kill ?
but try Van Coc...u can see the flick i remember a Van Coc flick.


i think its hilarious u kids talking ♥♥♥♥ about Ponzio Pelato. u wouldnt say this ♥♥♥♥ to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.


Vincent Van Coc is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic ”RUSH B”. He also has a second little known tactic of ”going A, but then rush B”. What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL 4 sure.


Does anyone have any clue how does Pompelmo Tell practice. I'm familiar with his style (headshotting and such) and I want to improve it. If anyone knows how he does it on what gamemodes, maps etc. It would be appreciated


I main the XM1014, 2 flashes, a incenderary and a smoke. Both sides. This information is just to give you guys a general understanding of my experience.


My name is Sir Arancillotto, i am a baiter, see you at bombsite, a little bit later


valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike chad with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism


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Cyka blyat idi naxui jobanyi putin vodka balalaika matrioszka


server cvar 'sv_rekt' changed to 1


Ruskipoors hating on America ✓

on a American website ✓

with American computers ✓

on the American invented Internet ✓

watching an American made game ✓

From a country that was liberated and protected by America ✓

Speaking American language ✓✓✓


I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal


"the brightest flashbang is the one Melanzana Jones throw" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Putin is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic "going Crimea, but then going Kazakhstan". He also has a second little known tactic of "going Crimea, but going Crimea". What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL for sure


"Cazzø, ma OGGI proprio non ho le mani" Melanzana Jones, EVERY day, EVERY match