Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
28 of 50 (56%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 11:48pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2016 @ 12:38am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2016 @ 3:04am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2016 @ 2:24am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 10:30pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 10:45pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 5:32am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2016 @ 12:51am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 2:12am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 5:40am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 11:43pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2016 @ 11:50am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2016 @ 3:45am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2016 @ 1:00am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 6:05am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2016 @ 12:42am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2016 @ 2:18am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2016 @ 12:43am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2016 @ 1:37am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 9:57pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 2:02am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 4:45am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2016 @ 3:33am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 6:01am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2016 @ 1:47am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 10:34pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 10:27pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 11:38pm



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
+5

5 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked