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Destiny 2: A Bungie Blunder
Oh, Destiny 2. Where do I even begin with this trainwreck masquerading as a game? Bungie’s so-called “masterpiece” is a shining example of how to milk a franchise dry while delivering a gameplay experience that makes you question your life choices.

Storyline? More Like Snore-line
Destiny 2’s plot is like an incoherent fever dream written by a toddler on a sugar high. The “story” – if you can call it that – is a convoluted mess of space mumbo jumbo that makes less sense the more you play. Characters? Cardboard cutouts have more personality. The writers must have been on a break, leaving a monkey with a typewriter to churn out this drivel.

Grind, Grind, and More Grind
If you enjoy repetitive, soul-crushing tasks, Destiny 2 is your nirvana. The game’s core mechanic is an endless grindfest designed to suck the joy out of gaming. You’ll find yourself running the same mind-numbing activities over and over, praying to the RNG gods for that one piece of gear. Spoiler alert: you won’t get it. Bungie has ensured that you spend hours chasing pixels like a hamster on a wheel.

PvP: Pure Vexation
The PvP in Destiny 2 is a special kind of hell. Matchmaking is a joke, pitting noobs against veterans in an unbalanced mess that leaves you more frustrated than entertained. The rampant lag and glitchy hit detection make every match feel like you’re playing underwater. And let’s not forget the toxic community, filled with teabagging tryhards and elitist gatekeepers.

Microtransaction Mayhem
Ah, Eververse, Bungie’s cash cow. The in-game store is a blatant cash grab, packed with overpriced cosmetics that should have been included in the game. Bungie’s shameless exploitation of microtransactions is a slap in the face to players who already shelled out for the base game and expansions. Want that cool-looking armor set? Get ready to fork over your hard-earned cash.

Expansions? More Like Exasperations
Each new expansion promises to revitalize the game but instead delivers more of the same recycled content. Bungie’s idea of innovation is reskinning old enemies and rehashing tired mechanics. The lack of meaningful content in these expansions is astonishing, considering the hefty price tags. It’s like paying for a gourmet meal and getting a soggy microwave dinner.

Community: A Cesspool of Whining and Complaining
The Destiny 2 community is a mixed bag of die-hard fans and disgruntled players who can’t seem to quit. The forums and social media are cesspools of endless whining and toxic behavior. Instead of fostering camaraderie, the game’s community is a breeding ground for salt and vitriol, where everyone is more interested in one-upping each other than working together.

Conclusion: A Monument to Mediocrity
Destiny 2 is a prime example of wasted potential. What could have been a stellar sci-fi epic is instead a monument to mediocrity, marred by a lackluster story, endless grind, and exploitative practices. Bungie has proven time and again that they care more about their bottom line than delivering a quality gaming experience. Save yourself the headache and avoid this cosmic catastrophe at all costs.

-ChatGPT

interesting

Great game I would pay £100 to play.

This is a fun game.

love this game