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TooCalm 28 Apr, 2016 @ 2:00pm

tf is this tyler

BORK 30 Nov, 2015 @ 1:51pm

Nuuuh I eat Trumps like him for breakfast m8.

Jamtown 30 Nov, 2015 @ 8:51am

r u on the stump for trump?

Mantic 20 Nov, 2015 @ 6:30am

propane and grill

LordDarkBraxton 13 Nov, 2015 @ 6:56am

ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ａｄｍｉｎｉｓｔｒａｔｏｒ　ｏｆ　ＰｏｒｎＨｕｂ™　ｗｅ
　ｈａｖｅ　ｎｏｔｉｃｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｈａｖｅｎ’ｔ　ｌｏｇｇｅｄ　ｉｎ　ｆｏｒ　
２ｗｅｅkｓ，　ｗｅ’ｒｅ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｃｈｅｃｋｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｓｅｅ　ｉｆ　
ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ　ｉｓ　ｏｋａｙ　ａｎｄ　ｗｅ’ｖｅ　ｐｒｅｐａｒｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　ａ　ｌｉｓｔ　ｏｆ　ｖｉｄｅｏｓ　ｆｒｏｍ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｆａｖｏｕｒｉｔｅ
　ｃａｔｅｇｏｒｙ　(Hank Hill's ProPain....)．　Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｓｏｏｎ!

BORK 20 Sep, 2015 @ 3:30pm

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Father3Inch 14 Sep, 2015 @ 11:34am

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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hwat. Copy and paste this to 5 of your friend's profiles, or Hank Hill will bring the pro-pain.

BORK 18 Aug, 2015 @ 10:16am

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I tell you whut (says in calm seductive voice)

Jetdog200040 11 May, 2015 @ 7:02pm

+ rep great trader

Aaden Cousland 10 May, 2015 @ 8:37pm

There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is the Force.

BORK 31 Mar, 2015 @ 5:50pm

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BORK 30 Mar, 2015 @ 4:45pm

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BORK 27 Jan, 2015 @ 5:25pm

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BORK 28 Dec, 2014 @ 11:53pm

HIS GAME IS:
10% luck
20% SKILL
15% CONCENTRATED POWER OF WILL
5% PLEASURE
50% PAIN

AND 100% REASON TO PURCHASE THE GAME.

BORK 22 Dec, 2014 @ 8:32pm

Mr.Kokoko: hey there
Mr.Kokoko: buddy ol pal
DJ ROCKET POODLE: ......
Mr.Kokoko: this is the new graphics card im getting
Mr.Kokoko: {LINK REMOVED}
DJ ROCKET POODLE: ♥♥♥♥ you
Mr.Kokoko: what
DJ ROCKET POODLE: i hurt inside
Mr.Kokoko: XD
DJ ROCKET POODLE: why
DJ ROCKET POODLE: THE PICTURES NOTHING BUT THE FREAKEN SOUND
DJ ROCKET POODLE: I CANT
DJ ROCKET POODLE: I CANT EVEN
DJ ROCKET POODLE: HAYDEN

BORK 2 Sep, 2014 @ 5:08pm

DJ DR DOCTOR: REALLY? :O I CAN PEE FOR FREE NOW?
FREE2PEE: free2pee
FREE2PEE: but you have to pay2poo
DJ DR DOCTOR: lol
DJ DR DOCTOR: well then
DJ DR DOCTOR: open up
DJ DR DOCTOR: go on then
DJ DR DOCTOR: open up
FREE2PEE: no
DJ DR DOCTOR: plz
FREE2PEE: plzs
FREE2PEE: no
FREE2PEE: i didnt mean to
DJ DR DOCTOR: i wanna put my dinga ling a ling in you and let out liquids..........that are either yellow or clear :|
FREE2PEE: NO
FREE2PEE: PLS
FREE2PEE: NO
DJ DR DOCTOR: well its free
FREE2PEE: YOU MUST PAY
FREE2PEE has changed their name to PAY2POO.

BORK 2 Sep, 2014 @ 5:07pm

DJ DR DOCTOR: lol
DJ DR DOCTOR: im peeing
PAY2POO: srry pay
DJ DR DOCTOR: so to bad
DJ DR DOCTOR: *grabs sides*
PAY2POO: tastes like
PAY2POO: orange juice
DJ DR DOCTOR: *sits on*
DJ DR DOCTOR: wait
DJ DR DOCTOR: lol
DJ DR DOCTOR: only girls do that :D
DJ DR DOCTOR: stands up and pees on
PAY2POO: Srry buddy
PAY2POO: itspay2poo only
DJ DR DOCTOR: *gives 100 dollars*
DJ DR DOCTOR: COME HERE >:D
PAY2POO: takes more
PAY2POO: depending on the load size
DJ DR DOCTOR: LOL
DJ DR DOCTOR: well ill say its a size 18-20
DJ DR DOCTOR: bout 7 punds
DJ DR DOCTOR: pounds*
PAY2POO: 700 dollars + 50 for gas
PAY2POO: do you have gas
DJ DR DOCTOR: um
PAY2POO: because you have to pay extra for that
DJ DR DOCTOR: no
DJ DR DOCTOR: maybe
PAY2POO: good
DJ DR DOCTOR: yea i do

BORK 2 Sep, 2014 @ 5:07pm

PAY2POO: crap
DJ DR DOCTOR: :) giggity
DJ DR DOCTOR: *sits on*
PAY2POO: screw this business
PAY2POO: i quit
DJ DR DOCTOR: *takes crap* oh btw *diarreha*
PAY2POO: i should be payed extra
PAY2POO: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DJ DR DOCTOR: heres all my money
DJ DR DOCTOR: bout 10k
PAY2POO: *dead*
DJ DR DOCTOR: *gives cpr XD*
PAY2POO: you cant cpr a toilet
DJ DR DOCTOR: *poo flies everywhere*
DJ DR DOCTOR: yes
DJ DR DOCTOR: yes i can
PAY2POO: my tubes are clogged
DJ DR DOCTOR: well i have a plunger
DJ DR DOCTOR: *restrains to ground
PAY2POO: NOT THE PLUNGER
PAY2POO: NO
PAY2POO: NOOOOOOOOOOO
DJ DR DOCTOR: *starts plunging*
PAY2POO: OOF OOF AUGH
PAY2POO: BAD SPOT
PAY2POO: NO
PAY2POO: PLSS
DJ DR DOCTOR: TO BAD
DJ DR DOCTOR: oh btw im taking my money back
PAY2POO: screw your money
DJ DR DOCTOR: lol

BORK 2 Sep, 2014 @ 5:06pm

PAY2POO: i flushed it
DJ DR DOCTOR: :O
DJ DR DOCTOR: *leaves
DJ DR DOCTOR: well im out
DJ DR DOCTOR: you win this time
PAY2POO: COUGH
PAY2POO: GO AWAY
DJ DR DOCTOR: celebrate go ahead
DJ DR DOCTOR: im gone
DJ DR DOCTOR: you should be lucky
DJ DR DOCTOR: well celebrate go on
PAY2POO: i will never celebrate this day
DJ DR DOCTOR: *comes back with miley cyrus licking a hammer*
DJ DR DOCTOR: *takes her sledgahammer*
DJ DR DOCTOR: TIME TO DIE
PAY2POO: SMASH ME
PAY2POO: END MY MISERY
PAY2POO: SUG(SISGAGR
DJ DR DOCTOR: oh well theres no fun in that now
DJ DR DOCTOR: is there?
PAY2POO: THE POOP KINGDOM ENDS NOW
PAY2POO: THE THRONE IS GONE
DJ DR DOCTOR: HAHAAAAAAAA
DJ DR DOCTOR: *teabags toilet*
DJ DR DOCTOR: HOW YOU LIKE THAT
PAY2POO: i wish i could
PAY2POO: cough up
PAY2POO: my poop
PAY2POO: and spit it on you
DJ DR DOCTOR: u ♥♥♥♥♥
PAY2POO: ive never had
PAY2POO: any poop
PAY2POO: that bad before

BORK 2 Sep, 2014 @ 5:06pm

PAY2POO: freaking clean it before you eject it
DJ DR DOCTOR: *rapes in toilets tubes*
DJ DR DOCTOR: >:D
PAY2POO: i've already been
PAY2POO: wrecking balled
DJ DR DOCTOR: :_o
DJ DR DOCTOR: no
DJ DR DOCTOR: i never did it yet
DJ DR DOCTOR: saving thata for later
DJ DR DOCTOR: you know
DJ DR DOCTOR: you were alwys a piece of crap
PAY2POO: tell my wife i loved her
DJ DR DOCTOR: your mother she well lets just say she was mine
PAY2POO: *forcefully overflows self*
DJ DR DOCTOR: oh and before this....i Plunged your wife
PAY2POO: YOU DIDNT
DJ DR DOCTOR: yup
PAY2POO: HOW DARE YOU
DJ DR DOCTOR: then
DJ DR DOCTOR: i shoved dirt down her bowl
DJ DR DOCTOR: so dirty >:D
PAY2POO: I'll KILL YOU FOR THIS
PAY2POO: SOMEHOW
DJ DR DOCTOR: hahahah

BORK 2 Sep, 2014 @ 5:03pm

DJ DR DOCTOR: you wanna know what i did next?
PAY2POO: NO
PAY2POO: YOU DIDNT
DJ DR DOCTOR: TO BAD
DJ DR DOCTOR: i clogged her with my crap
DJ DR DOCTOR: i have a terrible condition >:D
PAY2POO: that feels good actually
DJ DR DOCTOR: lots of diarreha >:D
DJ DR DOCTOR: well in the end i raped her
PAY2POO: how do you
PAY2POO: rape a toilet
DJ DR DOCTOR: dont ask
DJ DR DOCTOR: please dont
PAY2POO: it sounds terrible
DJ DR DOCTOR: ill throw you in a dungeon if you dont shut up
DJ DR DOCTOR: all alone with nobody to crap in you
PAY2POO: i close my toilet lid
PAY2POO: and lock it
PAY2POO: youll never crap in me again
DJ DR DOCTOR: well then
DJ DR DOCTOR: *takes sledgehammer and cuts off lid*
DJ DR DOCTOR: lol cuts
DJ DR DOCTOR: SMASHES
PAY2POO: LOLM8
PAY2POO: YOU BROKE ME
PAY2POO: LOL
PAY2POO: BROKEN
PAY2POO: THE SHOCKWAVE DESTROYS ME
DJ DR DOCTOR: *breaks off handle*

BORK 2 Sep, 2014 @ 5:02pm

DJ DR DOCTOR: wait you had a kid right?
PAY2POO: N-NO
DJ DR DOCTOR: are you sure???
PAY2POO: YES
DJ DR DOCTOR: well i hope that kid upstiars was yours cause
DJ DR DOCTOR: he dead now
PAY2POO: him?
PAY2POO: oh he's just
PAY2POO: some weirdo
PAY2POO: that stopped by
DJ DR DOCTOR: ok
DJ DR DOCTOR: well anyways hes dead
DJ DR DOCTOR: he watched me rape your mom
DJ DR DOCTOR: and your wife
DJ DR DOCTOR: well
DJ DR DOCTOR: now what
DJ DR DOCTOR: i mean i have a half dead toilet infront of me
DJ DR DOCTOR: :o
PAY2POO: i am dead
DJ DR DOCTOR: u can be my sex slave
DJ DR DOCTOR: ;D
DJ DR DOCTOR: dance for me
DJ DR DOCTOR: *starts kicking*
DJ DR DOCTOR: oops i killed him
DJ DR DOCTOR: oh btw
DJ DR DOCTOR: if you wanted to know the names doctor
DJ DR DOCTOR: DR. DOCTOR
PAY2POO: legit