I am a pepperone, I am a pantaloon, I am, da vibrateur. I was born in the ocean. My mother was on a cruise ship when she went in labour. She didn't want too be on that cruise but she had too. Cause some evil guy was sailing to the earths center too summon evil creatures from the base of the earth. When I was born, there was a bradical guy Air Rick they called him. Usually the term 'bradical' is reserved too people named brad, which makes it extra rad, but Air Rick is sor rad that he is included in the bradical club. Anyways, once I was born, the boat exploded, I landed in the ocean.

I washed up too shore, it was dark, dank, and spooky gooki, but I searched through the junglez, and found a dog. I engaged i sexual sensual relations with it. I made the earth vibrate, and with the vibrations brought the climax in every female on earth, even yer mum.

After tht people started calling me Da vibrateur

Car je suis un massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥