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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.5 hrs on record
Shout out to the one Mongolian that bought this game.
Posted 5 June. Last edited 6 June.
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18 people found this review helpful
169.3 hrs on record (154.1 hrs at review time)
Real honest reviews are hard to come by on this game and I'm not even sure how to review this to begin with but lets just start with the basics. The game has a great story, ok combat, and really nice art with wonderful characters with unique style, if you are looking for a nice fantasy game you've come to the right place UNLESS, you don't like smut, then you are probably not gonna like this. i'll give a few examples for people who are more interested.

First let me say that there is a L-O-T to this game, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is it hard to find, with very little quest objective info or none at all with some dialog not even making sense at times for a new player it really hurts this game (call it a skill issue if you want but half the time you are walking around blind). People coming for a quick wank also need to walk away right now before you are greatly disappointed, if you're going to play this you will play for the story towards the end, trust me, The new player will not be seeing "smut scene" any time soon with some exceptions if you know where to look.

If you don't like lots of dialog this game aint it for you, "oh i'm just gonna walk into this house/castle/etc and just say hel-" 10+ mins of dialog later and you are out like a light, unless dialog is you're thing it will be a major turn off, yes not all dialog is like this but some can span very long in length unlike you're ♥♥♥♥. I have found dialog to be nice experience though with how long it may take to get something across, its still nice even with how characters express themselves, its differs wonderfully from all regular/unique NPC to Princess's, they all have different ways of speaking and what tone they use, the game has very few grammatical errors as well.

Lots of people come for the smut and leave with wanting more story and that cant be more true, this game has great story with many quest lines, secret quest lines, npc, weapons, relics and SO much more, you really will be back wanting to see how different quest line differ. The games replayability can go on for a good 200+ hours with myself already have achieving NG++ 2 times and being nowhere close to NG+++ and still not even close to completing many end game major quest lines, lot to do in this game for sure.

I could go on longer but this is already long as it is, I hope this helps anyone looking to grab this game. enjoy!
Posted 24 March. Last edited 29 March.
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1.8 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Nice!
Posted 2 March.
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116.4 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
Games a blast with friends, only ran into a couple of bugs, runs fine, and plays as great as the first game but with major improvements (hate for this game is unreal, people have nothing better to do these days then just hate on a game for no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason, sorry your PC runs like ♥♥♥♥ but ruining the reviews because you don't like an anti-cheat and you have no idea how to validate files is wild)
Posted 8 February. Last edited 8 February.
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1,162.3 hrs on record (1,027.7 hrs at review time)
Skyrim
Posted 13 January.
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3.7 hrs on record
Forgot how much I hate this game
Posted 12 September, 2023.
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2,378.3 hrs on record (2,273.1 hrs at review time)
Imagine this, you want to play a game with tanks, planes, ships, etc but instead of actually playing the game its you getting a bag thrown over your head by snails. You are berated, interrogated and slapped around and they tell you you've never been right about anything EVER and that your delusional, then beat you senselessly over and over again to where you cant even use bodily functions anymore, then brainwash you into thinking nothing ever happen to you in the first place, you will now pay your captors to do it again but this time with "less pain", repeat from the top, that's how it feels to play this Warthunder. enjoy!
Posted 20 May, 2023. Last edited 19 April.
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12.1 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
THIS GAME HAS NO REASON GOING THIS HARD, WTF!!?! In all seriousness tho i highly recommend this game for anyone who loves action, rhythm, and just some good ol rock and roll.....and yes, GOTY no doubt.
Posted 17 February, 2023. Last edited 18 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
18.5 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
no just no
Posted 31 December, 2021.
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1,150.5 hrs on record (203.7 hrs at review time)
Im still not good at this game and I still love it to this day
Posted 2 November, 2014. Last edited 16 December, 2022.
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