Dear sexy, sex? Ker Blam, kerblam

Women don't know how weird it is being male. People just tell you their political opinions and automatically assume you agree 100%

All of us are irrelevant lint on a cosmic gown. Yet instead of accepting the journey and the task of existing in this dissonance, putting into perspective our insignificance, we boil the lack of harmony. Pity feuds waste our precious moments, our egos unable to handle even the softest blows from the gentlest of winds, the time we lose in the process more valuable than any victory. Never accepting that tomorrow could be the day death visits, we live in constant anxiety at the thought. We procrastinate our actions, we never say our thoughts, we hope holding out on what needs to be said will resolve itself. Time's blade can be the greatest ally in a sea of obstacles, or the stabbing pain of living a life in vain. Even acknowledging and accepting this; seeing life for the surreal experience it is, I still cannot help but envy with every fiber in my being the hacker who has Brandon Baig's nudes.

Isn't envy weird? We were born into chaos off the slimmest possibilities imaginable, the fruits of millions of billions of influence of people to create the culture we function in with the luxuries, all for the insignificant time we have on earth. From imploding stars to colliding asteroids, any change in any of the moments that shifted paradigm of humanity would have lead to significantly different circumstances. Even to say that the circumstances would be significantly different is subjective, as in the grand scheme of all that exists such a shift without humans would be but one less drop in the ocean.

Where's the among us
I know I'm just joking David relax bro wtf
broooo wtf
broooooooooooooooooo
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nvidia fanboy david
"i will buy nvidia card because I like nvidia"
soyboy nvidia windows users vs amd chad linux alternative emo epic jonas
nvidia users be like oh no my estrogen pills ran out
what will i do now
better gain 50 pounds in muscle after touching an rdna 2 graphic card
wait what is this
wait where's the gui
oh freak oh no
wher'es the windows logo
where's the apple
why is my body
transforming
my muscles
are growing
oh god oh frick
it's arch linux

would def play map game with this guy