Recent reviews by akutagawa

amogus. i was there

I wrote this while I had 3 hours on record and I had to write a review
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Killed a chicken in the first town, 3 people tried to murder me. That basically is all you need to know whether or not you should play skyrim

Let me tell you a story of how I met Dota 2


Friend: Dude, I heard you broke up with your girlfriend
Me: Yeah, it really hurts soo bad and I really want to die but I'm too scared to commit suicide
Friend: Play Dota 2, it will give you cancer and AIDS so you can die without commiting suicide

*900 hours later*
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Help me...

I played with someone who said that he had a mod where the tanks were shreks and they were yelling "THIS IS MY SWAMP"



until now i couldnt find that mod, im so sad

Ok, lets start here... uhhhh

























I NEED HELP IN STOPING HOW TO PLAY,WHEN I FIRST INSTALLED THE GAME I PLAYED FOR 2 HOURS STRAIGHT AND THE GAMEPLAY IS SO SIMPLE BUT HOW CAN YOU PLAY FOR 2 HOURS LONG? THIS PROVES THAT THE GAME IS GOOD