The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my ♥♥♥♥ is throbbing.. what a beautiful day for cooming! Good morning, Alex Lynx! I've been awake for twenty whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet! It's time to hop onto my ♥♥♥♥ throne and machine gun jack hammer my death grip bloodshot semi-chub with my roided doomfist once again!


I-Is t-that a..a female girl..?.. aUGH.. I..I must sniff.. SNNFF nnGH.. aAH.. OOH.. O..OH GOD.. aGH.. UUG..AUUG.. OH ♥♥♥♥.. AAUnNGH.. NNGH.. WAOUGH.. AUUGHH.. I'M ...C-COOMING! COOOM I'M-- COO I'M COOMING! COO I'M COOMING.. COO I'M.. COO .. COOMING.. COOMING IM COOMING! COOO AAAUGHH! OH ♥♥♥♥! AUUGH.. COOMING! AUUGH! AAUGGH!! COOMEE-- NO! NOO--AAOH! OH ♥♥♥♥, IT'S EVERYWHERE.. COO AAUUGH!! OO.. OOOH! OH MY ♥♥♥♥.. oOH.. oh ♥♥♥♥ .. oh ♥♥♥♥♥.. oh sh.. oh ♥♥♥♥.. oh fu.. oh ♥♥♥♥.. ooh.. ooh... there you are.. my slippery white gift to the world.. my son.. my son.. oh ♥♥♥♥.. oh.. well.. time to get some breakfast.. actually, a little coom first wouldn't hurt.

Sumireko Usami