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🦎 +rep good player🦎
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🛡🛡🦎❤️⬛️🔥🔥🔥💀🤜🤜🤛🤛💀🔥🔥🔥⬛️❤️🦎🛡🛡
A Screenplay by Spaghetto
ROADMAN
You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!
OTTO
Baker?
BAKER
I'm sorry Otto, but I think you should skidaddle.
OTTO leaves.
ROADMAN turns to BAKER.
ROADMAN
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?
BAKER
Of course you are!
The two walk off arm in arm.
Suddenly ROADMAN stops.
ROADMAN
When I said I Eat pears, you know I was just trying to distract the Crabbo don't you?
THE END
A Screenplay by Spaghetto
The ♥♥♥ Bois bow their heads once more, and leave.
BAKER turns to OTTO.
BAKER
Does this mean you want me back?
OTTO
Oh, Baker, of course I want you back!
BAKER smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.
BAKER
Well you can't have me.
OTTO
WHAT?
BAKER
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a Crabbo to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.
OTTO
But...
BAKER
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Roadman.
ROADMAN grins.
OTTO
But...