-rep throat goat

terrible

you cant read

Only turbo buster 29 lvl Visage very strong

ACCOUNT BUYER SON OF A DEAD ♥♥♥♥♥. HOPE U DIE IN PAINS BRANLESS INCEST BORN ♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garbage CM dog.

skibidi

in fact I am, I appreciate the compliment, there are more trash players in absolver then there are good players, all y’all stick together like glue, it only makes sense that 90% of absolver players condone this behavior, one of the reason why it’s a dead game now, you actually thought blocking 6 moves in a row was a good thing, you actually uploaded it and put it on YouTube, you should be embarrassed for the lack of skill my guy

report!

low skill dog

I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT BACKWALK. I am aware that the announcement of imminent backwalk has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be backwalking, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent backwalk is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me shards, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW BACKWALKING

-rep i absolved this fool

The best modder i fought on Absolver

The best modder i fought on Absolver

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The only player i fought on Absolver

The best player i fought on Absolver

cancer

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-rep beat his ultrakill high score

-rep i destroyed this idiot at absolver

-rep

If it wasn't possible to spam heavy alt attacks in absolver this, guy just wouldt even play the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ player.

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+rep AWP KING
+rep Best Sniper Ever !
+rep Deagle God
+rep Deagle Pro
+rep Level 10 in FACEIT
+rep Clutch King
+rep BOSS
+rep Great Aim
+Rep Saved Our Match!
+rep Cool Guy & Ultra Lucky
+rep Nice Player
+rep Trusted CS:GO Player
+rep nice Team
+rep nice men
+rep good knife
+rep Nice Ace
+rep Good player
+rep Amazing Tactics
+rep Epic Clutch
+rep Clutchmeister
+rep Killing Machine
+rep 1Tap Only
+rep Insane Skills

+rep AWP KING
+rep Best Sniper Ever !
+rep Deagle God
+rep Deagle Pro
+rep Level 10 in FACEIT
+rep Clutch King
+rep BOSS
+rep Great Aim
+Rep Saved Our Match!
+rep Cool Guy & Ultra Lucky
+rep Nice Player
+rep Trusted CS:GO Player
+rep nice Team
+rep nice men
+rep good knife
+rep Nice Ace
+rep Good player
+rep Amazing Tactics
+rep Epic Clutch
+rep Clutchmeister
+rep Killing Machine
+rep 1Tap Only
+rep Insane Skills

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "road bloks" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am obc

pffft Uh oh 🙈 Stinky! Poop 💩 hahahahaha 😂 Poopies 💩 Funny poopies alalalahahaha 😂😂 Funny poop 💩🤣 Poop funny 🤣 Weeeeee 😆😆 Haha yay more poopy💩 Good poopy 👍 Poopy funny 😆 hahahahaha 🤣 poo 💩 poo 💩 poo💩poo💩poo💩poo💩poo💩 funny 😂 Yay fun poop 😆💩 hehehe poo 💩 Poopy 💩 yay poop make me happy 😊 happy 😊 happy 😊 hahahahahahaaa 🤣 uh oh 🙈 I think I made a poopy 💩 Poop in pants no diaper 👖 That's funny 😂 hahahaha 😂😂 Oopsie 🙈 Poopy underwear now 💩💩 hehehehe 😂 We want poopies! We want poopies! 💩💩💩 hahahahaha🤣hahhahahhaaa🤣 Poo💩 cough POO!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

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The sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... ...wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery The Krusty Krab restaurant, where... - Back up. Back up. - Hey. Wait a minute. - What is happening? - Please, settle down. We've got a situation in there I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here. Look, there he is. Talk to me, Krabs. It started out as a simple order: A Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! Get ahold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 100%. SUCCESS! ♥♥♥♥ you. You mean nothing to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you want to lose

Do you know the meaning of weekend?
W- Work free.
E- Enjoying.
E- Engage in the fun.
K- keep a distance from work.
E- Excitement.
N- New adventure.
D- Dearest relaxing days.
Have a Happy Long Weekend!

! THIS PLAYER HAS BEEN DEFEATED BY DIMAZE !

-rep i hate monkeys

-rep i dont talk to animals, especially not monkey-san

-rep leprechaun wagecuck idiot monkey ooh ooh ah ah

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot loserhead shark

This rat spamming one series of attacks, after the start of the round begins to pinch you on the rise and be afraid to attack after in the safe. -rep this disabled person

hows life after i raped you 3-1 vangelis

wat ze ♥♥♥ 1000 hour and u still spaming only 2 attacks ? L.U.L

I am best absolve

-rep
Really cocky archon player who obviousl ended up losing really bad. easy +25 vs this guy.