CS GO - A roller coaster of emotions

I am a gamer with a tiny dream
To play some CS as 5-man-strong team
So I got in a queue and waited my turn
Till it was time for my match to confirm

So as the game loaded in i was waiting full of tension
Until shouts of 'cyka' punched my headphones in another dimension
For to my dismay I'd been matched with a clan
Of russian patriots who were stalin's biggest fan.

So as the warmup ended they declared 'RASH B'
Their microphones obnoxious and loud as can be
But as they stood in spawn with the timer counting down
On the clan leader's face there began to form a frown

He glared into my eyes with his crosshair on my head
And asked me if I'm russian, for if I'm not I should be dead
But as I replied 'da' I knew it was a trap
As him and all his mates started spouting russian crap

And I didn't understand a word so I just stood there and waited
Knowing when the round started I was going to be baited
When I found myself alone in tunnels I knew I'd been tricked
But as they rushed out long their leader got picked

So they all crouched in pit with their A rush dream shattered
Not to mention their comrade, whose brains had been splattered
Then the enemy on A-long had turned on aimhacks and walls
And the russians screamed 'CYKA, THIS GAME SUCKS BALLS'

So they abandoned the match and I was left all alone
but atleast theres no more 'cyka' on my headphone
The next round began and 5 enemys rushed me with bizon SMGs
And I thought to myself: "that's enough CS GO for me."

By TheCatOfWar (personalized by Fredo)