Paddy Irishman went over to London to box the Queen into the mouth

He had a load of condoms filled with petrol
And a sword made out of hash
That he sellotaped to the steering wheel of his mother's vase
He met the Queen in the car park of Buckingham Palace

And he cleverly locked her into the boot of an Opel Corsa
In that boot
She smeared the walls with ♥♥♥♥
And the Queen starved to death
And that's how the Irish Republic was wan!