First comment in 5 and a half years, bruh moment

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Watcha gonna do bout' it?
A) *Slap dat DarkJew*
B) No-scope it ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一
C) Feed it Doritos ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼
D) Run (Ya ♥♥♥♥♥)

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YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY PATRICK OF HATRED AND DEPRESSION
REPOST TO 5 PEOPLE TO PROVE THAT YOUR LIFE IS ♥♥♥♥

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