I am the God of the Gourds, the Duke of Jack'O lanterns, patriarch of Pumkins! Make sure to Pay me Dearly to the Church of Pumkin Pie-entology! Our dear Founder created Pie-anetics as a way to remove the harmful spirits warded off by the humble Jack'O Lantern! For that we must give thanks to me Pumkin God, god of the Pumkin's.