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Lies of P is a souls-like game that takes place in Ohio, you play as the Rizzler and your goal is to become the ultimate Sigma. Throughout the game you partake in mog battles and the better you are, the more positive your canthal tilt becomes. One enjoyable side activity is gooning with your companion, Skibidi toilet, who has a level 10 gyatt. If you take damage, you can replenish your health with a grimace shake, but careful not to take too much damage, otherwise you will die and have to pay the fanum tax.

This game is super insane, it's like Elden Ring meets Red Dead Redemption meets Metal Gear Solid meets Fortnite meets Elder Scrolls meets Metro meets Yakuza meets Kung Fu Panda meets the Witcher meets Nier meets Death Stranding meets Left 4 Dead meets Back 4 Blood meets Persona meets Borderlands meets Ark: Survival Evolved meets Trine meets Call of Duty meets Counter-Strike meets Armored Core meets Baldur's Gate meets Path of Exile meets Cyberpunk meets Vampire Survivors meets Dragon's Dogma meets Terraria meets Bloons meets Lethal Company meets Geometry Dash meets Grand Theft Auto meets Portal meets Rocket League meets Gunfire Reborn meets Final Fantasy meets Monster Hunter meets Slay the Spire meets Nioh meets War Thunder meets The Forest meets Sonic meets Pokemon meets Hollow Knight meets Dishonored meets Dragonball Z meets DOOM meets Deus Ex meets Tomb Raider meets Mount & Blade meets Blood and Bacon meets Mafia meets Total War meets Hearts of Iron meets FIFA meets NBA2k meets No Man's Sky meets DayZ meets Among Us meets Spongebob meets Naruto meets Mass Effect Meets BioShock meets STALKER meets MapleStory meets Saints Row meets Garfield Kart meets Half-Life meets Arma meets Max Payne meets LA Noire meets Stellaris meets Dead by Daylight meets Life is Strange meets The Last of Us meets Spyro meets Dead Island meets Dying Light meets Crash Bandicoot meets V Rising meets Red Faction meets FEAR meets the Lord of the Rings meets Dead Space meets Resident Evil meets Remnant meets Microsoft Flight Simulator meets Escape the Backrooms meets Tetris meets Pac-Man meets Dwarf Fortress meets Hades meets Stardew Valley meets It Takes Two meets Horizon Zero Dawn meets Mad Max meets Doki Doki Literature Club meets Battlefield meets Age of Empires meets Orcs Must Die meets League of Legends meets Devil May Cry meets Cities: Skylines meets Crusader Kings meets Farming Simulator meets Forza Horizon meets Need for Speed meets Crackdown meets the Sopranos meets Cuphead meets Payday meets Disco Elysium meets Wasteland meets XCOM meets Mario meets The Legend of Zelda meets Darksiders meets SCP meets My Chemical Romance. If everything here had a baby together, that is exactly what this game would be

The looter shooter of Dark Souls of Lord of the Rings

Yet another case of "wait a year and you'll get a more polished game with more content at a discount"

STOP INTERRUPTING ME WITH DIALOGUE I DON'T CARE ABOUT AND UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENES

ONE OF THE LEVELS HAS A SONG FEATURING EGGS DESCRIBING THE COLOR OF THEIR CLOTHING

Elden Rizz is a very skibidi game that takes place in a fictional world called The Lands Between, also known as Ohio. The game has many customization options, one for example is the ability to adjust your canthal tilt. You play as Kai Cenat and your goal is to become the ultimate sigma. In order to become the ultimate sigma, you will spend a large part of the game participating in mog battles against bosses like Baby Gronk. There are three parts in mog battles that you will have to master: gooning, edging, and mewing. If you have any trouble, worry not because your Maiden, Livvy Dunne, is a very helpful companion. An important part of the game is leveling up your gyatt, you can do so by defeating enemies & bosses, or consuming grimace shakes if you find them throughout the world. But be careful, dying will result in you paying the fanum tax. With all that knowledge, you should be able to become the ultimate sigma of Ohio.

This game somehow has worse gameplay and an even worse story compared to it's predecessor, that is if you can even finish it because of the countless bugs that render you unable to progress without relaunching it.

Wouldn't recommend for the co-op because there is a game breaking bug that renders you unable to progress through the story. There is a part in the game where you need to use a grappling hook, however at least 1 person was always having an issue getting up due to a bug.

boring