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Ainsley ❋ 13 May, 2019 @ 12:38pm 
Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

🔋 * 🕺 * 💗 * 🌽 * 🎄 * 🚘 * 🚕 * 👹 * 🌳 * 👑 * 🏓 * 🐳 * 💙 * 🐛 * 📒 * 🍖
ㅤ* Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused the offer of Novocain during his root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
ㅤ* Descartes walks into a pub. "Would you like a beer sir?" asks the landlord politely. Descartes replies, "I think not" and ping! he vanishes.
ㅤ* I've tried a lot of diets. But my body keeps rejecting them.
🌏 * 💛 * 🏀 * 👽 * 📕 * 🥒 * 👃 * 🍆 * 💚 * 😺 * 🎈 * 🐟 * 🚙 * 🎽 * 💗 * 🎁

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!
Molly 29 Jan, 2019 @ 10:17pm 
Hey, I can give my Tiger Tooth M9 bayonet for all of your csgo graffitties (Im collecting them) so if it's ok send me trade offer please. Trade link in my profile bio