Recent reviews by Derpy Squid

I enjoy running, then getting shot. Sometimes I even survive being shot at.
Made a friend or two along the way, watched them turn from full sized strapping lads to mushed nuggets stuck in an entrance to a court yard in some French village in Normandy.

I hope Slannoosh makes a BIG MELONS mod for Cathay.

Re-play the game just to watch the opening cinematic .

Angry Russians, angry Frenchmen, angry Polish, angry Brits.
They all hurt my little heat when they say I'm trash.

This was a great game... me and the bois read the different characters lines to each other on a Discord live stream. The plot is fu"king retarded and not enough incest. It took too long, so me and the bois, bois, bois didn't climax. But it left us with CUNNING smiles. XoXo uWu

F@"!king funny, well worth the monies.

I enjoyed the few rounds I played, the look and feel of the game matches the Call of Duty we have come to love and hate.... it gives off the arcade style game play we are like in a CoD game but without the flying and wall running mechanics of the last few.
I would have enjoyed having a little taster mission but was met with an online match, which was fun. But it would have made the Beta better with a little story to sink our teeth into.
I am Pre-ordering this game because it remindes me of of the 'good old days' of CoD such as WaW and Modern Warefare.

I would urge you all to have a crack at the Beta before you let the vast number of these reviews diswade you from buying the game.