A-A Rawn

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates.

Attention libtard, you have recently removed me from your discord rule34 server. As a direct result of that I am now writing you this letter to express my disbelief that you would do such a thing. I am your friend, lover, and husband and I will not stand for the hateful acts you have committed today. I will forever remember this day as the day we divorced, I love you, but if you won't let me share your carnal desires with the rest of the world then we must go our seperate ways. You're disgusting, pepe with a gun STEAM SALTY STEAM SALTY

This man likes Mudkip.