It's been 5 years, Kelpy; you still haven't given the dog a Scooby Snack

Hello, I am a concerned father. My son's told me that you've been breaking his base in "CWRP" or whatever the heck it's called. He came to me in tears, telling me that you have been bullying him repeatedly in-game and hampering, if not ruining, his progress.

If this horrid behaviour continues, I will be making a formal complaint to Steam itself. My son is 35 years old, and honestly, I'm disgusted that you would take the time out of your day to ruin his fun.

Consider this to be a final and formal warning.

I'll have two Number 9's, a Number 9 Large, a Number 6 with extra Dip, a Number 7, Two Number 45's, one with Cheese, and a large Soda

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