Recent reviews by Steve's Hair

Great game, because it's basically just the original game, but worse, with less content. But the original was a great game, so this is too.
With so many obvious and annoying glitches and oversights, I don't understand why this is considered a full release, and not early access.

Why does selecting "equip" from your items menu only move the item to the top of your list, and not actually equip it? You have to select equip, have the item teleported across your screen, and then actually equip it.

You can easily get around that by just equipping items off the floor, like everyone always does, but why is it that ONLY when an item is on the floor, if the game considers the item an upgrade over what you have equipped, it displays ALL of the item's stats in green, signifying an increase, even if that stat is severely lower than what you have equipped?

For some items that might not be a big deal, but say you're playing Monk, someone with both ranged and melee attacks, and you see an item with *slightly* higher melee attack, and MUCH lower ranged attack. The game will consider that an upgrade, and display the terrible ranged attack stat in green, prompting you to equip it, despite being a significant downgrade to your current weapon, if you're primarily using ranged attacks.

Every few minutes in the game, I come across a very minor but inconvenient glitch, oversight, or just bit of bad design (why doesn't the game tell you what stats do? Especially considering every stat has had its name changed from previous games).

Love the game, because I love the genre, but this is the most inconvenient full release I've played in awhile. Just shocking that all the annoying oversights I've seen are the most obvious things that anyone playing the game will find

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I like some of the characters. Just sucks that you can't play them unless you play online. And... you can't really play online.

On an unrelated note, I love how in the trailer, while showing off "Lightning fast gameplay!", they just show a bunch of extremely slow, laggy moves, but cut between different clips super fast.