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bloke 19 Dec, 2020 @ 4:35pm 
IT IS TIME TO GET BONERED
Saltyspacellama 13 Dec, 2016 @ 9:28pm 
happy bday babe<3
50 BMG RAT SHOT 13 Dec, 2016 @ 9:02pm 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Saltyspacellama 24 Jun, 2016 @ 4:19pm 
"We did it, Jake... We really did it." whispered Finn. He had not much time left in the world. Jake recognized this, and moved in closer.

"Yeah, buddy. We did." Choked Jake, fighting back tears as the realization that Finn was going to die swept over him.

Finn raised his hand, and made a fist. Jake did the same, and bumped it against Finn's. And with that final heartwarming moment, Finn passed on.
Saltyspacellama 24 Jun, 2016 @ 4:19pm 
And they did. Jake released his load all inside Finn. So forcefully, in fact, that some came spurting out of his mouth. Jake's jizz flew so far, it even reached Lumpy Space, hitting the Lumpy Space Princess in the face.

Jake shrank down to his original size, and exited Finn. Finn's body has been wrecked beyond recognition by Jake's large phallus, and he now resembled a large pancake made out of flesh, with a boston creme filling.
Saltyspacellama 24 Jun, 2016 @ 4:18pm 
"Thanks, dude." Jake said, and smiled. He knew that now, Finn and himself were inseparable friends. Nothing could ever come between them. And with that heartwarming moment, Jake continued. Jake kept pumping and grunting, back and forth, in and out of Finn's backside, his doggy balls slapping on what was left of Finn's body.

"B-Bro. I think I'm about to come!" Exclaimed Finn. "Let's come together, as one! As true BROS!"
Saltyspacellama 24 Jun, 2016 @ 4:18pm 
"Naw, man. I just had a great idea! You remember my stretchy powers? The ones that make me grow huge?"

"...Yeah?" Finn answered cautiously.

Suddenly, Jake's two-inch-long ♥♥♥♥ expanded in Finn's ass. It grew and it grew and it grew. Finn began screaming, but not because he was in pain, but because his body was now being filled with Jake's beautiful genitalia. Jake continued to grow until his doggy lipstick was 300 feet long and as wide as a city block.

"Jake... You really are a true bro." Finn squeaked out, barely able to speak.
Saltyspacellama 24 Jun, 2016 @ 4:18pm 
By now, Jake's two-incher had grown to it's full length and was throbbing fit to burst. Jake could not wait any longer, and neither could Finn. Jake penetrated Finn's virgin bootyhole with gusto, and began pumping.

"Oh my gosh, Jake!" moaned Finn, "That feels so Algebraic!" Jake said nothing, and continued pounding. Being 12 years old, Finn did not have much of a wiener to speak of. Nonetheless, he began massaging the spot where a penis should be, crying out in pain and pure ecstasy while he did so. They did this for about 26 minutes, before Jake suddenly stopped.

"What's the matter, buddy?" Finn questioned, "You run out of juice so soon?"
50 BMG RAT SHOT 24 Jun, 2016 @ 4:11pm 
I'm an Alabama ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I don't drink
I don't cuss
I wanna ride on the front of the bus

I'm an Alabama ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I wanna eat where the white folks eat
Cause I'm white on the bottom of my feet

I'm an Alabama ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

We don't screw like the white folks do
We just screw til we get through

I'm an Alabama ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I wanna be white more and more
So i can ♥♥♥♥♥ at the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ next door

I'm an Alabama ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I'm glad this tune came along
We done wore out one ♥♥♥♥♥♥ song

I'm an Alabama ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I wanna be white don't you understand
So I can play in a trashy white band
50 BMG RAT SHOT 24 Jun, 2016 @ 4:04pm 
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fuck 24 Jun, 2016 @ 9:19am 
Bailey is a stupid
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50 BMG RAT SHOT 23 Jun, 2016 @ 6:49pm 
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50 BMG RAT SHOT 23 Jun, 2016 @ 6:45pm 
ay yo everyone spam alex is a stupid
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Saltyspacellama 10 Apr, 2016 @ 5:33pm 
Aha!
Ay yo!
Who would've thought
that a white boy
would bring Hip Hop back?
Yo!
I do it for the real Hip Hop
ya know what I'm sayin?
♥♥♥♥ Drake! Real Hip hop!
I'm a spiritual lyrical individual,
spiritual miracle lyrical individual,
spiritual miracle individual.
Skip a da flip a da dip a da
skip a da flip a da dip a da
illist the killest the skill of the willest.
I'm the realest of the realest.
I'm bringin real Hip Hop back,
don't you ever forget it.
♥♥♥♥ Lil Wayne,
and the government's corrupt.
♥♥♥♥ the government,
cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥.
I'm the realest of the game,
cause I'm underground,
and ♥♥♥♥ that mainstream ♥♥♥♥,
cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥.
I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle lyrical
spiritual illist miracle lyrical's
flippin a dippin a skippin.
Real Hip Hop!
Don't you ever forget it.
It's that underground ♥♥♥♥,
it's the white boy that said it.
Real Hip Hop!
Don't you ever forget it.
It's that underground ♥♥♥♥,
50 BMG RAT SHOT 20 Mar, 2016 @ 1:29pm 
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fuck 20 Mar, 2016 @ 1:25pm 
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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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