"The society shuffle ebbs and flows, but marches ever onward.
The society shuffle is wholly inexorable.
The society shuffle goes ever as she shall.
The wearied mind of man cannot withstand the society shuffle." - A Truly Wise Man

enum Gamer {
HARDCORE, CASUAL
}

"Why spend two dollars now, when you can spend three dollars later?"
-Anonymous on Coventry

"If you can't impress them with your intelligence, baffle them with your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."

"No broe is a broe with no broes." -the broe book

"Nice turtle, dude." -random guy at Tommy's

"Life gets in the way of living." -EH

"They love flatbreads!" -AJL

"I don't know why they didn't run the ball..." - RH

"What is C-H-O-C?" --anonymous