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Flash! Flash! I love you! ...but we only have fourteen hours to
save the earth!
😷
I went over to my friend, he was eatin' a pickle.
I said "Hi, what's happenin'?"
He said "Nothin'."
Try to sing this song with that kind of enthusiasm;
As if you just squashed a cop.
-- Arlo Guthrie, "Motorcycle Song"
🤠
A subversive is anyone who can out-argue their government.
😲
Fortune's graffito of the week (or maybe even month):
Don't Write On Walls!
(and underneath)
You want I should type?
🤐
My mother was a test tube; my father was a knife.
-- Friday
😍
While riding in a train between London and Birmingham, a woman
inquired of Oscar Wilde, "You don't mind if I smoke, do you?"
Wilde gave her a sidelong glance and replied, "I don't mind if
you burn, madam."
😱
The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.
🤠
Вовремя мне дроп подаст
В нужный миг поможет мне...
Бросит под ноги хае,
Криво флешка полетит
И не так засмочен мид
И совсем инфа не та
И аркадит без стыда!
Он прострелит дверь и стены...
Попадет тебе в колено!
Все равно его не брошу...
Он - тиммейт! И он - хороший
С ДНЮХОЙ БРО!!!)))