hey there! I really like your profile picture, you're so cool B)

hey bro! I got the best sex tips in the game, I can get you laid once maybe TWICE a year! all you gotta do is send me your card details! it works 80% of the time EVERYTIME!!!!

It was five years ago , i was alone at home , I remembered that i had watched some good movie with element of sex , wanted to try it in real life , but there was not girl near me , got an idea , to try it with something that looks like vagina and I made a decision , i puted my penis into toaster , that was a bad idea and it still suffer sometimes even throughout five years.

Remember kids , do not put your penis into toaste.