shrek walk into room at night

donkey there

"hello" say donkey seductively

shrek look confseu

"hi" say shrek with a small smile

"ur such a ngaughtty boi" say donkeyt

"wat the ♥♥♥♥ r u doing u slut" repli shrek

"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm come get sum" say donkey

shrekj find himself aroused by the muystertious man donekty in his room

"ok" say shrek

donket penetrate shrekl, ful force

"beautidfuk" say shrek in beteewen screeeems

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" yell shrek at the wondrous donkey ♥♥♥♥

"m,m,mmmmmm" say donkte

donkeyt ride that

mmm

the twowo nekkid men lai on teh couch, doing the frick frack diddly dack patty whack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac murderously

shrek feeel hiz anus expaaaaand wit al the force

"lol donkety that was nice"

then fiona walk in

she screem and yel at shrekekek

"WAT HTE ♥♥♥ DOIN"

then she slip on sunglasses

"well i aint dealin w dis ♥♥♥♥" say fiona, tipping her fedora

"ive jjust beeen friendzoned" say fiona

"what" sauy shrek adn donkey

"godbye cumlicker" say fiona as she wlak out of door

shrek and donkley look at eachotehr with lust in their sparkling eyes

"lets fri kle farack"

and wso they fricjkel frackled all nite long

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