Met him on smite. At first we were great friends and played together pretty much every day. Time went on though, and I slowly started to notice some... weird things about this dude. Like for instance, we would be playing a game and he'd say "ill be back" and proceed to mute his mic. Or so he thought he would... after a few mins I would start to hear a noise, a rhythmic noise like something was hitting or tapping his mic at the same pace. Its important to note that while I would hear that tapping sound I could also hear VERY faint in the background that almost every time sounded like some little anime girl moaning. Really disturbing stuff. I eventually confronted him about it and his only response was "What I do on my free time is none of your business, but if you're curious I can show you sometime" in the most disturbing, sex-offender voice I had ever heard in my life.

Hey you're pretty cute :3

My son played a game of Smite with this individual and they bonded over their love of Neith. Little did my son know when he went to add this creep as a friend he would be subjected to promiscuous cartoon women in scantily clad lingerie. He has been in his room for days watching shows like "Highschool DxD" and "My little sister is a cat devil angel who likes to tease my pp". I dont even know him anymore. He's been asking for body pillows and busty miku figurines instead of a new football or hot wheels. I had to put him down when he tried to go to school in his Loli girl shirt that he ordered from redbubble. My wife couldnt cope so she hung herself in his semen covered sakura blanket. This malicious scumbag took my family from me and I can never forgive him, but there are currently no laws to convict a man for anime exposure. Avoid at all costs.

After a good game of smite, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great smite comps and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Dankest Killer Out there

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