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Hi, my name's Dimitri and I have a dream. My dream is to become a real pigeon. I have already begun my journey by stitching thousands of feathers to my arms in order to have wings. I have also sawed off my feet and now am attempting to grow bird claws on them, and I have changed my diet to consist of only bread. I really need your support, because my family left me and I need help flying. I dream to be a pigeon, so that everyday I can fly freely through the sky and excrete on the vile humans. Thank you for supporting me.