Accidently sniffs your feet

Haha oops sorry it was an accident

Sorry what I can't hear you I'm too busy epically pwning noobz in cod right now xD (chugs my code red)
Yeeeeep... that's what I thought scrub. You can't tango with the alpha. Just run along now with your tail tucked between your legs. MY face will be tucked under your dad tonight if you know what I mean... unless you're a virgin. If that's the case then AHAHA LMAAOO AHAHAHAHA

Just wanted to let you know I finally went back to that movie theater for the first time since destroying my pants. I went sober and saw the jurassic world movie. be proud.

Haha hey I accidentally sent you my bath water instead of your order that was:

3 feet pics
18 eye lashes
7 ounces of my spit
11 pairs of my used socks


When you get the bath water, please send it back to me so I can send you the proper order. Thanks!

Hey man. Did you touch my drumset?

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your profile gave me cancer anyway.