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-babushka
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I hope you slip on a banana and impale your scrotum with a fork
Eyes burn with stinging sweat
Seems every path leads me to nowhere
Wife and kids, household pet
Army green was no safe bet
The bullets scream to me from somewhere
Here they come to snuff the cheeser
Yeah, here come the cheeser
You know he ain't gonna die
No, no, no, you know he ain't gonna die
Here they come to snuff the cheeser, ah yeah
Yeah, here come the cheeser, yeah
You know he ain't gonna die
No, no, no, you know he ain't gonna die
Walkin' tall machine gun man
They spit on me in my homeland
Gloria sent me pictures of my boy
Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death
My Buddy's breathin' his dyin' breath
Oh god, please won't you help me make it through?
Here they come to snuff the cheeser
Yeah, here come the cheeser yeah
You know he ain't gonna die
No, no, no you know he ain't gonna die
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Malding Andy!!!!
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Basic B*tch Becky (Scrubby Noob) Ma
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Post this windmill on 5 other profiles to keep Steam properly air conditioned
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
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HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FACT OF LIFE! 9/11 was an inside job.
┻━┻ 彡╰(◕ヮ◕╰) Flip that table!
┻━┻ 彡╰(◕ヮ◕)╯彡┻━┻ Flip all tables!
(ಠ_ಠ) Son
(ಠ_ಠ) put those
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(ಠ_ಠ) back
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