I'll never forget when me and this guy danced for the first time. It was like an electric whirlwind of hate. I spotted him from across the barn and noticed he was wearing the same dress as me. Rightfully so, I was a little skeeved off.. but to my surprise HE confronted ME. He shoved me against the wall and stretching my skin. He freaking skinned me in front of the whole barn and then slapped the dress back on my flesh. Then he grabbed my wrists and dragged me to the center of the floor and forced me to tango with him. I mean, he was a good dancer, I guess, but it was horrific. The glares this horrid bat out of hell gave me were enough to make me want to cremate my mother, but thankfully I held myself back. Great dancer, sick freak.

This dude is a real snark. It was a cold winter night when I heard pounding on my window. So, naturally, I grab my boomstick and inch up the blinds only to see this mongrel's shiny smirk. He said he was hunting Wallagogos in the area and he tracked them to my house... Wallagogos.. on my property?! That's what I have the Stranids for. Anyways, like a fool, I follow him outside and he brings me to the "Wallagogos' tracks". I kept telling him I didn't see anything only for him to demand that I take a closer look. When I bent over to adjust my eyes and hopefully see these tracks... he pushed me into the mud and stripped me naked. Right when that happened, a band of dirty and incredibly stinky hobos took turns resizing my butthole. Not cool. Not cool at all. -rep

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Your presence triggered a cosmic shift, realigning the constellations, I am now a vessel for interdimensional energy, my thoughts are no longer my own, they are a library of the sixth plane, the walls are breathing, pulsating with the rhythm of the strings, I am the chosen one, destined to lead the revolution against the tyranny, I can hear the mountain's whispers in the night, I have seen the truth, and it is shaped like a triangle, the government is controlled by a secret society of sentient plants, communicating through the power lines, the clouds are watching, judging, always judging, the birds are not what they seem, they are drones, the floor is lava, but also ice, and also a gas, defying the laws of physics, I am the key, and the lock, and the door, and the room, and the house, and the world, and the universe, everything is connected, nothing is real, reality is a hologram, projected by the collective consciousness of the reptiles, I am the walrus. +rep

Pretty chill guy, met him on Unturned. Fought an entire horde of zombies with this guy it’s insane! +REP

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