Halzie
Michigan, United States
 
 
Hey. I DO NOT ACCEPT ANY PRIVATE ACCOUNTS. That's pretty much it.





















































































































When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give cave johnson lemons! Do you know who i am? I am the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTABLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

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furret ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ 25 Dec, 2023 @ 9:21pm 
are u a woman? u are a woman?
? 4 Apr, 2020 @ 8:29pm 
bleh :sans:
he's a riot 23 Aug, 2017 @ 11:12pm 
alright kid you obviously have no idea who i am so i'll go easy on you, hahahah. i've been to iraq over several hundred times and have never had more fear in my heart than the day i got lost in a market seperated from my mother it was a truely soul crushing experience (don't say you wouldn't be twice as scared) however unlike you i took that fear and converted it into power, willpower more specificly; more specificly so the will power fo fighting off ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ likes you. flashforward to the year 1996 i'm in afghanistan nothing in my hands but the blood of my fallen comprades here's me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself when i see over 1000 terrorists on the horizon ''what a bother'' i mutter and beat them all down hand to hand combat. so now that you know a little bit more about yourself, ask yourself. do you feel lucky... punk?
SlightlyUsedVCR 29 Jan, 2017 @ 10:54am 
this child constantly bullies me and mocks my painful existence on this hellhole we call earth
Elan 25 Nov, 2016 @ 3:31pm 
thank you my friend, for the shrek donkey and days of 420
Elan 18 Sep, 2016 @ 12:27pm 
*triggered