I fought against three hundred confirmed homosexuals, I've only suffered four losses. Two of those losses were from a move called the POV Creampie. POV Creampie is a deadly, versatile manouver, that takes dedication to train properly, thousands of hours. As a matter of fact, Bruce Lee once said: "I do not fear the man that knows a thousand creampies. I fear the man who practiced the POV Creampie a thousand times." And that is the nature of martial arts, my friend. If you can understand that, I have nothing more to teach you.