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Listen up, you absolute waste of space. Tanner here, in case your minuscule brain managed to jog its rusty cogs. Back in the High School circus, you were the clown everyone laughed at, a walking and talking punchline. The way we effortlessly toyed with you remains a highlight reel in my memory bank. And oh, let's not forget that cringe-fest of a crush you nursed for Sarah. Guess what? She's hitched to me now, in case your cognitive disarray missed the memo.

Life's a riot on my end – raking in the big bucks with a salary that's higher than your IQ, zipping around in my sleek Mustang GT. It's like a symphony of hilarity watching you stagnate in your pitiful existence. But here's a nod to you, you sad little nostalgia trip. Maybe our paths will cross again, or perhaps your inconsequence will ensure your fade into oblivion. Just know that your ability to be forgettable is truly your superpower, champ.

a CUTIE PIE ANGEL BABY +REP X10000

i'm an Admin from PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it :-) thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND :-)

Hey man, I noticed your inventory is very [insert scamming adjective] and I would really like to [scam you using a middleman]. Please [desperate attempt to be your friend]. Thanks!

much wow