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Wait! He isn't dead, Shadow surprise!
There's an arrow to your head,
And death in his eyes
But you farmed for that fists stance
Body slam murderer Stalker
Legendary fight with Stalker
Normal Tuesday night for Stalker
You try to swing a scythe at Stalker,
But now your friend is trying to skype you!
He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
You're chopping off his head now...
You have just decapitated Stalker.

His helmet topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from Stalker.

Closing all your programs,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Slowly alt tabbing,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Now your screen is black,
You're probably dead, from Stalker.
Sharpening his scythe,
(Stalker.)
But he doesn't see you fumbling,
(Stalker.)
You're sneaking up behind him.
backstabbing Stalker.
Fighting for your life with Stalker,
Wrestling a scythe from Stalker,
Stab it in his neurodes,
Safe at last from Stalker.

You limp towards extraction,
Still stuttering from bad performance issues.
But you have won.
You have beaten Stalker.