It's exhausting being the only one with a fat ass around here.

You think it’s funny to take screenshots of people’s NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someone’s property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. You’re the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I don’t even know why you took that screenshot, because you didn’t pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesn’t lie. Even if you try to save it, it’s my property. You’re just angry that you couldn’t afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldn’t even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. You’re just mad you don’t own what I own.

So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.

Hold on. I'm trying to JuJu on that beat.

I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking “Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hallway.” And Here we are.

I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I’m talkin’ full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the ♥♥♥♥ outta me. I mean I want to piss myself, I want to piss myself and you call me your little “peepee pisspiss boy”. I want you to ♥♥♥♥ me up. I mean I want you to make me your ♥♥♥♥♥. Your little peepee-piss-myself-♥♥♥♥♥. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like…weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first 8 hours.

Do you understand what I’m trying to say here? I mean, I’m a real freak. I’m not normal. Ma’am…Please…You have to crush me.

And when the 6th bell tolls, you will find ringworm on your balls.

HOLD ME NOOWWW
I'M SIX FEET FROM THE EEEEDGE AND I'M THINKIIIIN'
MAYBE SIX FEET
AIN'T SOOO FAAAR DOOWN