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Recent reviews by Βηc|Coyotl

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7 people found this review helpful
49.6 hrs on record (34.1 hrs at review time)
"This is your only chance to make this right"
Posted 2 April, 2022.
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479.2 hrs on record (286.4 hrs at review time)
In order to enjoy this game one must follow one rule:

"Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow... and insidious killer"
Posted 21 March, 2022.
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736.2 hrs on record (342.3 hrs at review time)
Now I can finally have my desktop playing the animation of a templar singin catholic cants and since then the demons in my room have stopped messing with me.

10/10 would DEUS VULT again.
Posted 9 February, 2021.
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38 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
87.3 hrs on record (57.6 hrs at review time)
The game has to be the most honest title in video game history, maybe, you literally just mount a horse and use your blade (or any other weapon) to fight.

10/10 would fight for the butter kingdom again
Posted 31 December, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
11.2 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
After playing this game I want to play anything where I won't have to carry a gun and shoot people...
Posted 31 October, 2020.
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37 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
118.9 hrs on record (86.4 hrs at review time)
If there was ever a game with A.I that played far better than your average online player this is the one, a game where you truly feel supported by your squad, the dynamics and gameplay holds to this day like is nobody's business, the characters are one of the most memorable not only from the game, but the whole franchrise, the music is pure mandalorian hot mix tape and the campaign one of the most entertaining ones I have ever played, truly I can not recommend this game enough, from my point of view, a game ahead of it's time and to this day, unmatched by other games that put you in a team with A.I.

If what you are looking is some old school shoot your way through yet think of a tactic and a way to approach by commanding your team and giving them tasks this is the game, you will love the story, the characters, the music and gameplay, the arsenal is not that big but for a game of it's time it definitely does it's job, unfortunately as far as I know the multiplayer is dead and... While it was great your main goal with this game should be the campaign.

So... GET ON WITH IT DELTA!
Posted 1 October, 2020.
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10.8 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
This game is the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ living definition of "LMG! MOUNTED! AND LOADED!" LORD TACHANKA BLESSED US WITH THIS!

This game is quite simple, it does carry a few mechanics but nothing hard to understand, it's as simple as it gets, you have multiple options for weaponry to buy so you can experiment and find a gameplay that fits your style, the music is extremely good, you really do not get tired of listening to it, the game is cheap, and in God's all honesty it's worth more than it costs, buy it and believe me you won't regret it.


Now let them come.
Posted 14 May, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.2 hrs on record
And here we are. I spoke of my return to this shore. It has been a circuitous path to lands I once knew, and surprising to see how much the terrain has changed. Enough time has passed that few remember me, or what I was saying when last I spoke, or what precisely we hoped to accomplish. At this point, the resistance will have failed or succeeded, no thanks to me. Old friends have been silenced, or fallen by the wayside. I no longer know or recognize most members of the research team, though I believe the spirit of rebellion still persists. I expect you know better than I the appropriate course of action, and I leave you to it. Expect no further correspondence from me regarding these matters; this is my final episode.

Yours in infinite finality,

Gordon Freeman, Ph.D.
Posted 25 August, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
39.6 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
I never knew something so simple, could be so significant.

You might not understand this now, but you will, by the way spoiler alert.



















The broom closet ending was my favorite.
Posted 5 July, 2017.
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