I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.
-- Fred Allen
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"I'm a cat person, myself," she said, vaguely. A low-level voice said:
"Yeah? Yeah? Wash in your own spit, do you?"
-- It's a dog's life
(Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)
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I MUST SAY THESE ARE VERY GOOD BISCUITS. HOW DO THEY GET THE BITS OF
CHOCOLATE IN?
-- Death has a snack
(Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies)
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To err is human, to repent, divine, to persist, devilish.
-- Benjamin Franklin
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Peter: What do you expect me to do with all these great ideas? Put them in a tub and clean myself with them? Cause that's what soap is for Lois.
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Cats that had mastered every detail of feline existence except the location of the dirtbox.
(Hogfather)
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The law will never make men free; it is men who have got to make the law free.
-- Henry David Thoreau
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الشخص الذي يجعل الجهاد هو أقرب إلى الله

Re tlm

un jour je reviens wolla

Enfant de chienne

Homosexuel refoulé