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SUCKTASTIC!

Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2016 @ 6:30am

DON'T TAZE ME BRO

Taze 200 victims.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 3:14am

T.J. HOOKER

Arrest 200 perps.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 10:10am

NEUROSURGEON

300 headshot/decap kills.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2015 @ 8:28pm

SCHWARZENEGGER

200 kills using M-60.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2015 @ 8:55am

EMO

Injure yourself.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2015 @ 8:32am

THERE IS NO SPOON

Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 4:10am

DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!

Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2015 @ 9:02am

THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!

Choose path for the first time.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2015 @ 8:41pm

COMMIES GO HOME!

Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 11:04am

SCOFIELD

Escape from prison.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 3:56am

REPO MAN

Return Thegways to the owner
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2015 @ 7:32am

SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS

Arrest eco zealots leader.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2015 @ 10:52am

ALL PERPS MUST DIE!

Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2015 @ 8:18pm

AIN'T GOT COJONES!

Finish your business with Krotchy.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2015 @ 4:23am

SPECIAL OLYMPIAN

Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 11:04am



CAT WRANGLER

50 kills using cat.

ENTOMOLOGIST

50 kills using bees.

ARSONIST

150 kills using fire.

DANNY TREJO

100 kills using machete in melee.

PSYCHO DUNDEE

50 kills using boomerang machete.

REAL AMERICAN

Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.

CAMELBACK

Piss 100 gallons of urine.

PERSONAL JESUS

Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)

PETA CHAIRMAN

Kill no animals in one playthrough.

STALLONE

Complete game using only melee.

EASTWOOD

Complete game using only the pistol.

I AM THE LAW

Complete Good path without falling off.

KAVORKIAN

Euthanise 30 elderly folks.

JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT

Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.

DADDY NEVER LOVED ME

Complete game killing only males.

WOLVERINES R GHEY

50 badgersaw kills.

PRODUCT RECALL

Destroy 50 cars.

PROPERTY DAMAGE

Smash 50 windows.

FAIL ZOMBIE

Respawn 20 times.