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something...hmm...yes...I've got it...there's a VMS nearby, or I'm a Blit.
-- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution
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If it smells it's chemistry, if it crawls it's biology, if it doesn't work
it's physics.
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"I know about people who talk about suffering for the common good. It's
never bloody them! When you hear a man shouting "Forward, brave comrades!"
you'll see he's the one behind the bloody big rock and the one wearing the
only really arrow-proof helmet!"
-- Rincewind gives a speech on politics.
(Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times)
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Old robot: What are ye doing?
Bender: We're whaling on the original were-car, which is you, you jerk.
Old robot: Ye think me be he?
Bender: Si.
Old robot: Nee. I mean, no.
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Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
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