MERRY CHRISTMAS WEEEEEEE

Hey tell mom I said "hi" also

lmaooo bruh the bag was just sitting on the floor, I picked it up and threw it outside, and it worked

It has been brought to my attention that you have used your electronic device to accuse my mother of being sexually attracted to other persons of the same sex; this is known as being a "lesbian", or, in broader terms, being sexually queer. In the terms of those not as intellectually and culturally refined as I am, you have just attacked me with a "ur mom gay". I will not let your attack go un-rebuffed. So, in rebuttal of your hostile verbal attack, I hereby deny your fictitious claims and reverse said claims on yourself, for it is your mother who has the sexual orientation you have described! Or, in layman’s terms, I have just rebutted your verbal attack on myself and my family with a "no u". I do hope you take my rebuttal to heart and cease your hostilities immediately. Now that we have settled our differences in a civil manner, I bid you good day!

Hey, Peter. Can I maybe borrow a screwdriver please?

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ITS A GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL!