you have a huge phat knot and are ridiculously virile u go into ruts which are pretty much just fits of horniness where it feels like u either gotta ♥♥♥♥ till u pass out or fight other alphas so then u can ♥♥♥♥ till u pass out omegas are irresistible to u you are highly instinct-driven and are more stereotypically wolflike than betas or omegas. often you have the power in society though in some fics you may be subjugated out of fear of your primal strength. u are more likely to be able to shift into an actual werewolf than betas or omegas, who often just completely lack the ability. alphas are usually hypermasculine caricatures of strong, aggressive men. alphas of other genders exist but are not as commonly main characters as men are. most alphas are written as doms or tops but not all. depends on what the author wants! your meat is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huge and u smell like pine trees and a home depot or something every omega will want a piece of you once they get a whiff of your prerut sweat.

skibidi toilet

erm what the sigma?

T A K E T H A T !!!!!!

I LOVE YOU <3<3<33<3< WORM GOOD!!!!! NOT WORM BAD, NO BAD WORM, YOU GOOD WORM!!!!!!!!

HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU BEST WORM EVER WORM GOOD WORM GOOD WORM GOOD

yippee

or even gale bowling!!???!!

wanna play gale pong with me? PLEASE

cutie patootie

arf arf arf

Kelvin:

gregory, do you see the small vent on the floor? have you ever heard of among us, gregory? you need to vent. i know it will be hard for you to be sus but i know you can do it gregory.

Fun fact: your mom

Fun fact: liking diluc is weird

clodhopper

Fun fact: Diluc is the worst pyro character

ty for giving me sitrus

no hee hee

no lol

Objection Your Honor, my client is simply just ballin'

may i simp

I am the milkman, my milk is delicious

wiggle wiggle

yo im live

where am I

Let's Spaghet It

dis person looks cool

idk who this is but fox is cool :)

Cheatin’

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TRy PLay smARt! >:I U MUST HAVE BRRAINNNN

u playing like a noob in dbd u must have brain !!!try to play smart