semen Loss has direct impact on our dental health , skin health and most importantly our digestive health, over a period of time when enough semen has been ejaculated , it starts to extract semen from our own tissues and organs , when this happens , that's when you're heading for a disease, most people take it lightly, but trouble starts all of a sudden when you hit your 30’s . Your tooth enamel is all zinc and calcium and each ejaculation contain vital minerals, our body is designed in such a way, it's first priority is reproduction at any cost, let's say you have ulcer in stomach, body's first priority is to restore semen after ejaculation and not heal body. Once semen is restored , that's when body starts to think of other organs. Your body's first priority will always be to restore the semen, that's why old people get premature ejaculations , because body will produce semen even at 100 years of age , but it does that at the expense of other body parts.

The gooning community exiled me for jerking off too much

I joined the gooning community early on when it wasn’t filled with posers, I am the OG gooner. I was having so much fun in the early days, we would share our gooning statistics (session duration, amount of ♥♥♥ ejaculated, etc) and put it on the leaderboard, I still have a microsoft excel doc with my gooning sessions from then. Unfortunately, the gooning community started to expand and the newcomers ruined all the fun. They weren’t actually gooning, they just jerked off like normal people! and they thought that they have the right to call themselves gooners! Couldn’t believe my eyes.

I knew I needed to show them what real gooning is like, I needed to become the best gooner. It’s at that point when I learned how to goon in my sleep. I found the method on some ancient abandoned forum, I got really lucky to possess such knowledge. With this technique I was able to goon for 84 hours straight, I filmed myself in the process. Next thing I show the video to people in the gooning discord. To be fair, some of them were impressed by my skills, but most of them were like “dude don’t jerk off that much! it’s unhealthy!” or “dude you faked it! it’s fake! you’re a fraud”. I screamed at them like in good old days in cod lobbies. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEGENERATES! Anyway, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mods banned me for stuff I said. Such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shame. If you’re a real gooner don’t join the gooner community, it’s dead.

rip when we used to play games together/ u never hmu. smh. more acronyms.

1,118 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hours on terraria u nerD

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