(Story of a 12 year old) So i wuz lik ♥♥♥♥♥ ur ma wen i tink "o wit, da nu cal o dudy is owt". so den i go to de store and der r lik so mny ppl der. it wer like cra-z. so den i go to by da gam wit my moms mony an lik da gay guy at the registr wer lik "dafuq, ur to youn fo da gam". so den im lik "naw dawg, im oldr dan u lik i ♥♥♥♥♥ ur mom lik 7 tims". he be lik "wat da hel ur lik 10, i cant sel u da gam" so den i get my mom an she went to ax manegmnt to get me da game. so den i got da game. from den ive ben kilin camprs an ♥♥♥♥♥ noobs moms. den da nex day i wen owt to skool an i wer like "y we go to skool cuz i don wan to" an da techr wuz lik "u ned to go 2 skool 2 be smrt" i was lik "bish im smartr den ur mom cuz i fckd her in da ass lik 42 tims". den she was lik "wtf u talkn smak imma bout to send u 2 da principls offis". i wer lik "bish do it u wont". but den she did so i was lik wtf u cant do dat evn tho she did. so den i wen to da pricipls offis and he wuz lik "wtf! u tink u can just ♥♥♥ to skool an smak a bish up wit ur langwage!" an i waz lik "ye bish wat u gonna do bout it". an he was lik "imma get u som o dat detentshon" an i was lik "y u no give me suspenshon cuz i got weed rit here" an i showed him my weed but he were lik "nah dawg dat just grass clippings" an i was lik "oh ♥♥♥♥ but wat abot dis cokane" and here wer lik "nah dawg dat just shugr" so i waz lik "oh ♥♥♥ i spent 200 dallas of me mams mony for doz drugz" an he waz lik "ok now ur suspended" and den i got suspendid.