"Magic the Gathering? Wow, magic hasn't been this fun since the witch trials!" Cue a witch being burnt at the stake in the background - Magic the Gathering ad

[LOOC] Nikolai Volenskiy: Want the content link or guide link?
[LOOC] Nikolai Volenskiy: We focus on the guide like it's the bible
[LOOC] Nikolai Volenskiy: And we edit it out like the bible
[LOOC] Nikolai Volenskiy: And put in good things like the bible
[LOOC] Nikolai Volenskiy: And we praise it like the bible
[LOOC] Nikolai Volenskiy: Would you like to know about our holy saviour, CW: HL2RP - Novaya RP Guide?

[CP] Ozzie Omen (OOC: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥) has spawned and isn't approved yet.
[OOC] Aiden o*Riley: Brit, do us all a favor and ♥♥♥♥ off once and for all
!cake Anti-Cheat: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ will be kicked in 15 seconds. You can use the !cac_menu chat command or +cac_menu console command to view details.
[OOC] Aiden o*Riley: Thanks, cya
[OOC] Ozzie Omen: Hey guys, everybody is going to die in ten minutes.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ has disconnected from the server.
[OOC] Aiden o*Riley: Guess not

"Get on your ♥♥♥♥ and suck my knees" -Kai 2017

Darren: What stances do zaws's use?
Google: Do you mean what states do jews use?

"Deja Vu- ♥♥♥♥!" -Darren 2018

Power suddenly comes back on. "Our lord and savior, london hydro" -Darren 2018

"You're never too old for cool dinosaur band aids. They glow in the dark too.' -Mothman 2018