hello hello. i am a 51 year old man from mozambique. i do not know why it sais australia.
if you would like to hear my story pls click the "read more info" button tanks


i was born in the town of lapala. sadly my father was killed as he was a "homosexual" (i do not know what that means but it sound bad) i have killed many evil communists in my country and maybe a few children, but these days i feel as though we have all killed a few children. despite the fact that income-wise i was in the top 10% of the country (i was making an very impressive $500 USD per year) i still had no food thanks to the evil communists and had to survive by eating 1 gram of cotton per day. i currently live in nampula and work as a gold miner for a chinese mining company in order to afford the use of my countrys high speed internet of 50kb/s. i occasinoly upload youtube videos of me playing the very popular video game counter strike 1.6. i will sometimes kill a few communists aswell as children to remember the good days.

MY PC SPECS:
i am priveleged enough to say that throuigh much hard work i am able to posses one of the most powerful computers in my country with the latest hardware.

CPU: i use a cutting edge AMD athlon 64 x2
RAM: i can run many things with my very impressive 4 GIGA (1,000,000) BYTES OF RAM
HDD: my pc is equipped with an absolotuy massive 250MB of space. enough to run many games

these rendering capabilites allow to display games at a SIZZLING 240p at an incredibily smooth 30 FRAMES PER SECOND

thanks to many advancements in technology i have recently purchased a new micrphone which will allow me to record videos in an unparalled 32 KILOBYTES PER SECOND

i do not know what a "GPU" is but it is very likely that it is unnesesary